Tuesday, June 26, 2012

A+ Trolling

I am baffled:
Rick Venema says:
June 26, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Providing an army for the common defense is a basic and legitimate function of the federal government. As to VSU, universities are funded at the State level, just as conservatives advocate.

And actually, Colonial Heights is also not too far from Richmond, and our Southpark Mall is the largest indoor climate-controlled shopping center between Richmond and Rocky Mount. Your lack of knowledge of my hometown is no doubt similar to your lack of knowledge of the Constitution.

Rick Venema
COLONIAL HEIGHTS, VIRGINIA
There really is a Rick Venema and he does appear to be dense, but come on. I feel like emailing this to Aaron Sorkin so everyone can hear it over and over again.

BECAUSE I CAN UPDATE:

20 comments:

Pupienus Maximus said...

Here I was, derping around the go ogler, looking for Rick Venema info and there, right on the firts page is a link to this post. "12 minutes ago" no less. Teh googles is keeping an eye on you!

Substance McGravitas said...

Service!

Anonymous said...

Richmond and Rocky Mount you say?? Climate-controlled????

OH BOY! Fuck New York! Fuck Tokyo! I'm going to COLONIAL HEIGHTS!

He forgot the part where Colonial Heights is also known as, by far, the most racist, whitest locality in the Richmond-Petersburg area. So you can see why he led off with pretending to be offended by charges of racism.

Substance McGravitas said...

Climate-controlled????

Global warming won't OH WAIT A MINUTE THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING.

Anonymous said...

Ohh, I forgot one angle of this.

From what I remember as a teenager, they don't like it when blacks LIVE in Colonial Heights, but they sure like them to shop in their mall, thereby giving them sales tax revenue , without which they could not maintain their little de-facto segregated school district.

Why does Rick make hard-working black folk subsidize the education of his children?

M. Bouffant said...

Hope Rick's new knee came out OK.

Future Surgery:
Rick Venema, is having knee replacement surgery on Oct.
13th @ St. Mary’s.


Hope he paid for it all himself, every fucking penny. Because otherwise he's a parasite, who should be burned off the body politic w/ a match.

Anonymous said...

Colonial Heights also has the largest Arby's restaurant in the world. Right there in the Wikipedia.

In. The. WORLD! Suck it, libs!

Substance McGravitas said...

Ashley4/8/2008

Yeah I work at that arby's..... It's not only the biggest arby's in the world but it's the best place to work... I've been there for about 6 years now...Every should come by and eat there!!!! I'm sure you will be pleased with our service..

THE BEST PLACE TO WORK.

Anonymous said...

Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzpjckADI4

Followed by:

http://progress-index.com/news/dedanko-says-controversy-took-her-to-victory-1.393219

That's right. And with 55% of the vote, in the most Republican city in the state.

But remember: liberals are the REAL racists!

mikey said...

Good lord.

If I can get out of here without clicking on any of this weird shit, I'm gonna be careful NEVER to read crazy fuckheads again.

Hokay, lord?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A++++++++

Great service.

Will troll again.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

THE BEST PLACE TO WORK.

Sure hope those Arbateers don't go Galt.

vacuumslayer said...

I have to admit that was pretty damn fine trolling.

B. Spencer
SOON TO BE IN REDACTED, RHODE ISLAND

Malacylpse said...

Colonial Heights, Virginia isn't much to speak of. It's a small community just outside of Richmond whose main claim to fame is their South Park Mall. It really is a nice area to shop, the mall is surrounded by several shopping centers and it is usually very well kept and clean (except those occasions, all too often, when an area sewer pipe breaks... ewww). One thing they have to be proud of in this area is the World's biggest Arby's.

Awesome.

Brando said...

Superb trolling.

My favorite comment from Ricky V. was how he said he got his first job at 15 and bought his current house in his 20s, and he's 56. I am going to make an assumption that his first job was not billionaire hedge fund manager, and a second assumption that he is precisely the kind of middle-class voter the GOP screws over but keeps in the fold by throwing gasoline on their burning prejudices.

Substance McGravitas said...

Maybe he ate his parents as they were getting old and weak and straying from the herd. BAM: new house.

wiley said...

"Between Richmond and Rocky Mount" ought to be a saying of some sort, like, "Ask every squirrel between Richmond and Rocky Mount and you'll get the same answer."

Substance McGravitas said...

That would not be a bad meme.

M. Bouffant said...

After reading that Arby's review I have officially given up any vestiges of hope. For anything. Ever.

vacuumslayer said...

But then today comes and BAM Scotus does something right!