Saturday, June 2, 2012

The Happy Warrior Is Called Home

Andrew Breitbart is DEAD DEAD DEAD.

Via this.

SCAM UPDATE!

Via Smut someone with a good memory remembers where the original of this image came from.

It is a sad sad day when cynical individuals exploit the purity of the Tea Party movement for personal gain.

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44 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The sun shines out of our behinds.

Damn, that's well played, but very disturbing, old chum.

Substance McGravitas said...

The credit is Jennifer's really...

Smut Clyde said...

The light is indeed pouring out of him.

Fenwick said...

Well done, sir, well done. You've even softened the butt (heh) to match the clouds.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Shirley this is worth $3,999.
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Anonymous said...

Sick fucks.

paleotectonics said...

That is so wrong on so many levels. Where shall I send your intertubes?

Jennifer said...

This is TEH AWESOME, Subby! Is it ok for me to submit this to Mr. Bogg's p-shop contest (with full attribution, of course)? Is it? Is it?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I went ahead and posted the link earlier, Jennifer. But moar votes iz moar, I hear.
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fish said...

Oh, it's blowing sunshine out your ass. I always had that one backwards.

Jennifer said...

I think this is a stunning representation of what Breitbart "saw" as his inert body lay on that Brentwood pavement...this was the Light he walked into, the return to his spiritual home.

You know, when I first thought of this, I just thought it would be funny to have a goatse beaming light on him, but now that I think about it in more depth, it's a really effective artistic metaphor.

Did I just blow your mind, dude?

J— said...

At first glance I thought it was a teddy bear.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It took me a moment, too, J—.

Then I remembered where I was...
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fish said...

Needs more potato chips.

Jennifer said...

Title:

The Happy Warrior Is Called Home

Substance McGravitas said...

Jennifer you can do what you like with it: it's your idea. I can probably make it a mac screensaver too...

Jennifer said...

My idea but not my work, which is the main part of it. I'm sending it to TBogg as a collaboration. Hope we win! Not because of whatever the prize is, but because I'd love seeing this show up with regularity on TBogg's site for the next x number of years...

mikey said...

When I first saw it, it looked like a pig holding its nose open, which made the beam of light and purity analogous to pig snot, which was a metaphor I struggled with. In the end, I had decided that it was another of those references by educated people that was just plain over my head, but then I actually thought "in the end" and like thundra it occurred to me that this was McG's place, and it all fell into place.

Apparently, someone who wishes to remain anonymous feels this is somehow inappropriate.

Bummer...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

be kind, mikey. Apparently it is Nonny Mouse's first time on the Internozzles.

jim said...

Needs moar "Numa Numa" on autoplay.

Correctly represented w/ wedding ring = U HAZ A WINS!

Since his puny allosaurus-type arms were pointed out to me, it's the only thing I can see there now.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You know, before I even clicked through, I knew that some authoritarian fetishist had done that as a real thing.

And yet, they are always claiming that democrats have a weird Messiah thing about Obama, which has never been seen outside of wingnut mockery of 'the One'.

iMax projectors are jealous of these people.

Substance McGravitas said...

I thought for a bit that the arms could be justified by piled-up armour but that requires him to have a gigantic head - possible - but also no shoulders and a giraffe neck.

Pupienus Maximus said...

Run to the light, boy.

Jennifer said...

I think what happened is the "artist" did a tracing of Tyrion Lannister in full battle regalia, then added Breitbart's slimmed-down and otherwise aesthetically-enhanced head. Because the arms and the torso obviously belong to a dwarf.

I guess that's appropriate, though; certainly it is an accurate representation of Breitbart's moral stature.

wiley said...

Halloween Jack introduced me to this image today. I wanted to AVOID IT. Thanks a lot, Substance. I need a Zantac now.

What a loathsome image. "The Warrior" had a fucking heart attack, died on a sidewalk, and in the process, rid the world of a lying sack of shit.

Another Kiwi said...

It is a great tribute Sub. Almost like you're a...painter...of..light!!
PRAISE BE!!

J— said...

My eyes keep coming back to the little, little arms with chocolate-colored kitchen gloves that look like they have no fingers inside. Plus also, the face is a John Lithgow-Will Sasso mash-up.

Jennifer said...

You know what else would be an awesome thing to do with this image?

Make a gif where his mouth opens and closes - like those old-fashioned puppets, or like Terry Gilliam's God cartoon in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Then, run an audio loop of Breitbart screaming "Stop raping people! Stop raping people!"

That would be very cool as well.

Substance McGravitas said...

There are "turn this person into a zombie" photoshop tutorials out on the internet. Always wanted to do a step-by-step on something.

Jennifer said...

Also, too: I keep being reminded of this.

vacuumslayer said...

So they have industrial-strength-quality girdles in Heaven. Good.

M. Bouffant said...

Oh, it's blowing sunshine out your ass. I always had that one backwards.
Smoke up, sunshine out.

Smut Clyde said...

Oh well done! Greylocks at LGM has found the plagiarised original!

fish said...

and it all fell into place

All I asked was that this phrase not be used in regards to goatse. Do I get my request?

No.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The Happy Warrior is called to copyright court.


Sheesh, it's one thing to make a photoshop for internet mockery, but then they try to charge 4 grand for it. Nice move there, Bunky.

tigris said...

It does seem suitable that the copied image was that of an assassin.

Substance McGravitas said...

And here I felt bad just erasing a bit and sticking in a blurry .png that I already had kicking around.

Brando said...

Glory, Glory Holelujah.

mikey said...

I read the title as "The Flappy Warrior is Called Home".

Ewwwwwww...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Interestingly, in the source material the arms don't seem so freakishly short.

Substance McGravitas said...

As suspected, there is the problem of an inflated head.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

if you drag all the Palin Chickens into a pile, they start kicking each other's asses.

Smut Clyde said...

"Developed by Ubisoft Montreal".
Obviously the task of informing the copyright holders devolves upon a Canadian...

Doktor Zoom said...

See also Wonkette, which has a side-by-side comparison of the images and this delightful update: "Patriot Depot" and the "artist," David Bugnon, have scrubbed their websites of any mention of this masterpiece.