The problem with this story is that they could have done a little basic journalism and chose not to: do these animals really have a shot at predicting the winners of Euro Cup games? Pick up the goddamned phone and consult the psychic chicken.
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I thought entrail distribution was the best way to consult chickens. Now you have to 'phone? Brave new world.
Also chicken.
Now here's another clue for you all — the octopus was Paul.
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I thought entrail distribution was the best way to consult chickens
I refer you to the final chapter in "Locus Solus", where Mopsus the rooster has been taught to write predictions in Alexandrian acrostics by coughing blood onto a page.
NOT MAKING THIS UP.
I thought the walrus was Paul?
I thought entrail distribution was the best way to consult chickens
There are other alternatives.
nice one, fish.
I suspected I knew where that link was going.
I can say poo poo.
We'll see if the pig makes onto Liberia's next five-dollar coin.
But can he play the piano?
Don't disparage oracular pigs!
I know of a horse predicting a triple crown.
Does that count?
Where are the groundhogs in all this?
Where are the groundhogs in all this?
Union regulations. Late Jan. & very early Feb. are all theirs, but they're SOL the rest of the yr.
Don't disparage oracular pigs!
He's up there in pig heaven
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