Saturday, June 23, 2012

Relationships

Via the handy Metafilter here are 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship. Read the comments.

Also, VAGINA.

17 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

The comments made me laugh LOUDLY.


So the owness is on women to spice up their relationships...with gummy worms. HOT.

M. Bouffant said...

Enjoy boner. You're welcome.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Substance hates us and wants us to kill ourselves in despair.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Set off the smoke detector while he's taking a dump, and watch the hilarity ensue!

tigris said...

Gummy worms up the vaj are always good for a laugh.

vacuumslayer said...

I think it was Dave Attell who said that taking a dump in the middle of a room is a good conversation starter.

He was wrong.

J— said...

Amber Milt "brings a hard edge and attitude to every report."

Substance McGravitas said...

More!

A native New Yorker, she currently lives with her fiancé -- an unappreciative but understanding subject for her beauty and styling experiments.

Will he really say "I do" or will he get a pie in the face before then?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You say Vagina, I say Vageena...let's call the whole thing off.
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Another Kiwi said...

Ha ha. Replace the office whisky with cold tea and watch your Zombie boss's face when he tastes it. He will, of course, rip your lungs out.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

pshaw. I do that anyway.

given the way things are going, the worst thing I can do is to let you live.

fish said...

11) send link to article titled "10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Love Life" saying "this article is so great."

fish said...

Um, should someone tell her what milt means? Best pornstar name evah!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Tell your husband that you want to fist him... watch him sweat as he begins to suspect he's a terrorist, then see his relief when you merely ram your fist up his rectum!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Uh, should have been "you're a terrorist".

Substance McGravitas said...

Pranked!

vacuumslayer said...

Note to self: B^4 is not allowed to prank me.