Tuesday, January 18, 2011

All in the Family

The bum of your pa is a cavernous place
Home to a new kind of tapewormy race
Its depths plumbed by punks run afoul of the law
But that ain’t the half of what’s wrong with your ma.

Your dad loves an ass-bang from ravers or punkers
His butt’s been the object of scores of spelunkers
When not felching that one he felches the other
But even with all that the whore’s still your mother.

Your dad’s got a weakness for shit-covered dicks
When he’s dirtied them up then he cleans off the pricks
He spins ’round the cocks like a fast-whorling top
But really the whore here’s your mom, not your pop.

Your dad has been gangbanged by Mormons and Turks
It’s a wonder his slime-laden butthole still works
And still, when the bus leaves he hollers out “MORE!”
But when all’s said and done it’s your mom that’s the whore.

METRICAL BREAK!

Your dad has been had by many rough lads
He’s a vector for rectum infection
He spends his time dreamin’ of gallons of semen
But your mom is the whore for erections.

UPDATE!

The Ziffle Ga Niff, when he's done with your pa
Cleans the lube off his antlers with one giant claw
And then he cleans THAT with a Giant Claw Grater
And starts on round two with your whore of a mater.

Fucking your dad is the habit of many
Some are selective but he will take any
He'll take any penis, sore-covered or runny
But the real whore's your mom 'cuz she does it for money.

Your dad takes an ass pounding from Mr. Plow
The Plow King soon stretches his asshole and how!
There follows a train: here pusher, there shover
But that just kills time ’til they’re on to your muvver.

8 comments:

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

You shoulda put in the all of the verses, so everyone can see how I totes PWNed you and your Dad's butthole.

Thanx for it too. Good times were had by all. Especially your mom.

Substance McGravitas said...

Pfft. At least that's the sad little noise your dad's ass makes since, you know, every morning since you guys moved down to the wharf. Even your mom would giggle if there wasn't something in her mouth.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Fine, enjoy your propagandistic revisionism. Enjoy it the way your dad enjoys being had by random strangers off the street, just the way your mom taught him to.

Also too, Capcha wants in on the action and contributes coloo.

Substance McGravitas said...

"Revisionism" says the boy erasing the memory of his dad, the swing, and the rugby team. But of course we know who wore the pants there: the ones who were finished. Oh, and your mom has assless chaps, in one way or another.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

If only this flame war could be put to use for a higher porpoise: for instance, a magic dolphin that would drown Peggy Noonan and Sarah Palin simultaneously.
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Smut Clyde said...

The bum of your pa is a cavernous place

I am probably a bad person for singing this to the tune of "Rhythm of Life".

Substance McGravitas said...

It really should have gone in a more Seussy direction.

The Ziffle Ga Niff, when he's done with your pa
Cleans the lube off his antlers with one giant claw
And then he cleans THAT with a Giant Claw Grater
And starts on round two with your whore of a mater.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Update, huh. Well two can play at that game. Two dozen if the game is fucking your dad.