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"refudiate" the time seemed ripe for an artificial Sarah Palin to generate words she can write on her hand for when she needs 'em. JanusNode will chain characters as well as words, so sticking with characters that like to follow other characters in Palinblabber we get:
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11 comments:
You write like
James Joyce.
Jabberwocky Redux!
Sarah! In Tongues!
STOP PICKING ON TRIG!
The mama grizzlies went to get some porridge, but the government spending was too hot so they huffed and they puffed and the three little pigs got off welfare and went to work at the sausage factory.
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Makes too much sense. Try "loose"
I think the first one is nearly pitch-perfect. "Genergy"? "Thing of infrastructure"? "Northy"? "Perseverybody"? OK, she probably couldn't pronounce that last. But Truly, you are the Eddie Van Halen of the JanusNode. I also like the "Obviously!"
The second one sounds like Orly.
So how do you make these? Paste in some real text from Sarah Palin and then use the Markov function to mix it up?
You know is movement and sharing to hundreds of freedom between our all of people to say 'eh' too, I because I am today ahead.
I believe that's a direct quote from Canadian PM Stephen Harper.
The original text file is a speech Palin gave in Hamilton that I've posted bits from before. I dunno if newer versions of the JanusNode process text better, but I make sure everything is plain ASCII, no smart quotes or foreign characters.
The JanusNode'll take a text file and chop it up by word or by character. If you do the latter it'll ask you for an Ngram size. If you choose "2" it then builds you a text file full of two-character strings that have followed one another in the original file. "Writing" from these files is then just a statistical operation: "th" gets followed by "e " x% of the time, and other combinations in varying percentages. The manual on tight and loose: You will be offered a choice of 'tight' or 'loose' writing. 'Loose' means that any word pair is guaranteed to contain words or strings that actually appeared together in that order in the original text. 'Tight' means that any three contiguous words or strings are guaranteed to have actually appeared together in that order in the original text. Tight writing is much more sensible, but also much more plagiaristic, and may contain long passages cited verbatim from the input file.
I want gathers.
Simple, pure, honest. The heart of the heartland laid bare, ventricles of sadness, atriums of fear, aortas of longing. I want gathers. So much I'll never have, needs measured against loss, wealth counted in small, envious increments. What do I need? What can I live without? What do I WANT?
I want gathers.
So, wowin NATO. I cerst farcan, yes sam tar II, it, apped Al-Cainst hal reces sam tees, Arages guy, infray for.
From the first formal address to NATO of the leader of the diplomatic mission to earth of the Al-Cainst peoples from Aldeberan, January, 2018...
tl,dr
tl,dr
Palinesque in its substitution of comma for semicolon.
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