Thursday, July 15, 2010

Don't Fuck With Beavers, Dawg

Important national news:
Six beaver attacks in the last two weeks have been confirmed at Three Mile Bend, an off-leash park in the central Alberta city. A husky died of its injuries, while other dogs are recovering from their tangles with the rodents.

Most dogs were swimming after the beavers in the park's ponds when the attacks occurred.

9 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Angry beavers! How do they work?

M. Bouffant said...

Three Mile bend is NOT a coincidence.

How many eyes on the Angry Beavers?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

See!

If only the hippies clapped louder, none of this would have happened.
~

J— said...

Off leash, in water, by dam, too bad.

mikey said...

It is nothing short of my dream to be attacked by angry beavers in the water. Alas, perhaps it is wasted on the dogs...

Substance McGravitas said...

Silly me, neglected the headline:

Pet owners defend killer beavers

Rusty Shackleford said...

But I don't like fucking without at least ONE beaver.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

killer beavers

mikey's gonna get pissed if you keep talking about Orly that way.

mikey said...

Let's all bear in mind I killed a badger once for coveting my salami.

One .357 round, badger soup.

Have I made myself clear?