Sunday, July 18, 2010

Bye N__B's Blog

Nice to know you.

22 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Saw he said it'd been declared a "spam" blog. What up w/, etc.?

Another Kiwi said...

That's a shame, it was a good blog. Even though, I'm just saying, there were no snacks.

N__B said...

No fucking clue what happened. Google said it was spam and deleted it.

This is what happens when geeks get power.

Smut Clyde said...

I heard that the blog proprietors condoned bad language.

mikey said...

Wow. That's creepy. Will they give you your words back?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Saw he said it'd been declared a "spam" blog. What up w/, etc.?

Now, I think N__B should start a Spam blog, all about that delicious pork product. As an engineer, he could build a skyscraper out of the stuff... imagine all that pork fat, gleaming in the sun.

Smut Clyde said...

There are some wonderfully spamelised entries at Ptak's blog.

Or this one.

As an engineer, he could build a skyscraper out of the stuff...

Ptak's 'got that covered too:
you can enjoy instructions on how to make a vase of roses out of strips of fat, or produce the reverse (?!) portrait of Santa Claus in slabs of fat, or marvel at the photos of Mr. Fleiss' "first prize" (?) 200-pound fat sculpture of a cathedral done entirely in slips and chunks and strips of fat.'

This one is largely spam-free, but the recipes for creamed brains and kidney omelette somehow seemed right for B^4.

N__B said...

Wow. That's creepy. Will they give you your words back?

Yeah, but they're all out of order.

Smut Clyde said...

Alphabeticised?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, I hope you get your money back, Ned.

Rusty Shackleford said...

I never hear about really cool stuff until it's gone.

N__B said...

I never hear about really cool stuff until it's gone.

I am the enjoyable part of the 60s.

N__B said...

Huh. Get this: after some rigmarole locking me out of my account, I got a message: Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (What's a spam blog?) Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive. Now they're promising that an actual human - no word about common sense - is going to review and then email me the verdict as to whether or not I am spam, spam I am.

Maybe a move to WP is worthwhile, if only for the extra fuckyouing.

Substance McGravitas said...

I had an actual spam blog under my real name: it'd auto-post news items from a Google search. That one got wiped, but I had advance notice and it had run its course.

mikey said...

Gad, what IS it with you people? Y'know, some day you're going to go to the intert00bz and your gonna be surprised to get a "969 Error - No ASCII Characters Available - Don't bother to try again later". And THEN where will you be? Not to mention me.

You just kept using letters, numbers and punctuation like it was some kind of infinite, free resource, and there was no need for care or self-control. And then one day they were gone. Oh sure, you could still arrange rocks, sticks and the occasional dead dog in the shape of english language characters, but wouldn't it have been so much better to just use them in an appropriate, less profligate manner?

Sheesh...

Smut Clyde said...

your blog has characteristics of a spam blog

It must have been the relentless frequency of your posting.

Substance McGravitas said...

I apologize for all the Viagra comments.

N__B said...

It must have been the relentless frequency of your posting.

They call me "pile-driver." No wait, that's a cocktail with vodka and Preparation H...

tigris said...

your blog has characteristics of a spam blog

Popular in Hawaii?

N__B said...

See http://voicesandelectrons.blogspot.com/

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Voices and Electrons and Occasional Falling Engineers.

Smut Clyde said...

I never hear about really cool stuff until it's gone.

They tore down N__B's blog and put up a parking lot.