The House of Substance

She's the one in black. A further illustration:

Via Pharyngula we see that red states require more porn. When will Obama think of the needs of the common meat-beater?

I went looking for Michelle's arms but I believe they have been smuggled over the Syrian border.

What overbroad and overblown characters need to really shine is a medium that can tone some of that down and make them human.

So I says "Gary," I says, "the great thing about us liberal communist fascists is that we have the integrity to NEVER DROP R...

The staff do not allow Mr. Prelutsky to see movies: In fact, the last time I recall a movie about a professor that any normal person would w...

Andrew Klavan: So let me make sure I have this straight. They make movies belittling our troops while they’re in harm’s way; they despise th...

Dessert battles abound here: Kid: Wait wait! You forgot dessert! Me: There's no dessert after breakfast. Kid: You promised! Me: W...

Disappointed Chris Muir: In the liberal future hot babes are not allowed to wear hot clothes.

308813062 (1 day ago) Show Hide People are ridiculously stupid. They rate poorly the comments of those who are for Tom, and those who are ag...

Tigrismus Enhanced: FYI here's the construction for anyone with access to a Mac: Go to userscripts.org and get something that'll d...

Used at LGM: "I hear the streets are paved with pork." Republicans: behind the curve.

First: Update: Still No Late Night Obama Humor by Tim Slagle In the short span between my last review and today, we’ve seen the President si...

Context.

"I said, 'Good morning, welcome to the Crystal Cathedral.' " She asked the man, "Where are you from?" He replie...

Wrestler's chihuahua Rests in the last sleeper hold Wake at Taco Bell

Witness: That time passed over twenty years ago, with the election of Barack Obama as the first black President being the result of the proo...

Silly atheist gets a poetical come-uppance here. I wrote a naïve additional verse: The atheist’s pain is sent by God Who torments them with ...

Mike Long: Horror pictures have become an assembly-line operation. They rarely feature an original story and differ from each other only in ...

At fast-food dispensary: Child: Let's do it backwards. Me: What? C: We eat the dessert first. M: No. C: But backwards is my favouri...