Sunday, February 15, 2009

Dialogue with Children

At fast-food dispensary:

Child: Let's do it backwards.
Me: What?
C: We eat the dessert first.
M: No.
C: But backwards is my favourite opposite!

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

M: Are you chewing gum?
C: Yeah.
M: Where did you sneak it?
C: A pack in my room. I am a sneaker and my dad is an old tennis shoe.
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5 comments:

  1. mikeyFebruary 16, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    Randy Johnson is my favorite opposite...

    mikey

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  2. herr doktor bimlerFebruary 16, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    At least you're not an Ugg boot.

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  3. Righteous BubbaFebruary 16, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    I don't want to contemplate my favourite opposite because her success and beauty will make me cry. I'd hunt her down and destroy her but she's got all the motivation.

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  4. Adorable GirlfriendFebruary 17, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Do it backwards? Kid, start with dinner for breakfast and a shot of bourbon. That is the ultimate of doing it backwards.

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  5. Righteous BubbaFebruary 17, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Also a long sigh.

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