Sunday, February 22, 2009

Dystopia

Disappointed Chris Muir:
In the liberal future hot babes are not allowed to wear hot clothes.

29 comments:

  1. In the liberal future hot babes are not allowed to wear hot clothes.

    And their waists will have migrated to just below their armpits.

    Your father's union card…

    It's a Card Check. Get it? What wit, what prescience!

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  2. Now we see the benefits of a prehensile back!

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  3. Those little fleas jumped all over me when I dared pay Chris a compliment of sorts (viz., that this cartoon actually makes non-abstract sense, if not funny).

    Kinda fun to poke 'em.

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  4. Her go-go dancer pose in the second-to-last frame is a bit out of place given the gravity of the situation.

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  5. She's a go-go dancer for freedom? I s'pose that's where she got the dollar.

    And it seems that green ink is cheap this week?

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  6. No ink: photoshop. I think I read some interview about his working method in which he keeps reusing templates of his various mutants rather than redrawing.

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  7. "She's a go-go dancer for freedom? I s'pose that's where she got the dollar."

    AK wins a piece of the internet of his or her choosing.

    Has anybody else noticed that Cartoon Mrs. Muir looks like the pink-haired chick who sells Esurance? Cuz I have.

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  8. So I guess the fishing porn section would not be appropriate? I am just asking on behalf of a friend.

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  9. "Whitebait Jailbait II: Something Fishy Going Down"

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  10. "A Perfect Storm - OF BREASTS AND VAGINAS"

    Y'know, there aren't that many fishing movies out of which to make porn titles.

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  11. "The Old Man and the Pee"

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  12. "Moby Dick"

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  13. I am NOT going to see "The Old Man and the Pee".
    I was thinking of the more esoteric "I am Curious: Yellow-eyed mullet"

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  14. "The Story of Onchoryncus mykiss"

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  15. "A Fish Called Wanda"

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  16. Not reading own comments thread: FAIL.

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  17. No suggestions for the fishmongery pawn theme, but I am promoting 'Rosy-Fingered Dawn' as an adult-themed combination of 'Troy' and 'Red Dawn'.

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  18. Who should play Rosy, and who Dawn? Decisions, decisions.

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  19. Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis are the dream combo of course, but failing that, two Wayans brothers.

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  20. Johnny Fingers
    and Rose Hancock who was married to Western Australian Business Tycoon Land Hancock. Lang wanted to create a deep water harbour in WA by detonating an atomic bomb on the coast. Sadly this visionary has passed on leaving Rose and a daughter to fight over his fortune in a very seemly and dignified way.

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  21. A true story, sadly: I knew a couple in high school and her last name was Holden, his Dickie.

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