Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Why Didn't I Expect This?



What overbroad and overblown characters need to really shine is a medium that can tone some of that down and make them human.
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14 comments:

  1. Adorable GirlfriendFebruary 25, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    That is soo wrong.

    You knew it was coming after Legally Blonde. I mean really?!

    Legally. Blonde?

    Only hope can save us!

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 25, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Lyrics by Bono and Edge?

    FUU2. Seriously, I used to like those guys?

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  3. Another KiwiFebruary 25, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    Sunday Webby Sunday?

    Where the Streets Have no Webs.

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  4. Rusty ShacklefordFebruary 25, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For in My Web

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  5. Herr Doktor BimlerFebruary 25, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Spiderman is currently defending himself from the Attack of the Rotating Eyebrows.
    Presumably Noonan acquired his superpowers after he was bitten by a radioactive caterpillar.

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  6. tigrisFebruary 25, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    Presumably Noonan acquired his superpowers after he was bitten by a radioactive caterpillar.

    His powers include eating your favorite sweater, bumping into light bulbs, and shooting silk-like fibers from his butt.

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  7. SnagFebruary 25, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    His powers include . . . shooting silk-like fibers from his butt.

    That's a bug, not a feature.

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  8. herr doktor bimlerFebruary 26, 2009 at 2:54 AM

    If D. Sidhe were here she would point out that caterpillars actually produce silk from their salivary glands, and it is the spiders who do the butt-web thing.

    I should also point out that eating sweaters and bumping into lightbulbs do not require any super-powers, only a larger-than-usual dose of akvavit. When I start bumping into sweaters and eating lightbulbs, the Frau Doktorin puts me to bed.

    That is all.

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  9. tigrisFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:59 AM

    Well, Spiderman shoots web from his wrists, so I felt I could embroider the anatomical details a bit. I almost counted "measuring marigolds" among his superpowers, but figured he'd probably get it wrong a lot of the time; so maybe a comparapower.

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  10. Righteous BubbaFebruary 26, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Alas, Spider-Man will not survive the inevitable mating with Spider-Woman and the musical ends on a tragic note as the Oakland Raiders put an end to her.

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  11. herr doktor bimlerFebruary 26, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    "measuring marigolds" among his superpowers
    That one comes with being bitten by a radioactive alligator -- along with "bursting balloons", "entertaining elephants", and "lying to liberals".

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  12. tigrisFebruary 26, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Or a radioactive inchworm

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  13. Righteous BubbaFebruary 26, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    Effervescing elephants.

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  14. J—February 26, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Bloody Mary Jane is the girl I love
    Bloody Mary Jane is the girl I love
    Bloody Mary Jane is the girl I love
    Now ain't that too damn bad

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