Wednesday, June 10, 2009

No Opinion

Via Mr. Atrios, a poll:



So, as answered by Republicans, we have No Opinion, closely followed by No One, with Other in third (okay okay this is not exactly a single answer but We Are Mean). Then Limbaugh and Gingrich are tied for fourth.

I am getting the suspicion that few people really want to be the loon who has to stand up and articulate what the Republican message really is.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

It's In My Head ALL DAY LONG



Paul Whiteman, C-O-N-S-T-A-N-T-I-N-O-P-L-E. Snagged here. There's much more at that site than meets the eye.

Please do not mention They Might Be Giants.

Also:

Is This What Andy McCarthy Was Doing?

Osama bin Laden today gave a speech to his party followers in Waziristan. What follows are excerpts from his remarks:
—We are in a period when we are surrounded by paganism. And paganism is on offence and that's why our first great challenge is spiritual.

—Reignite in people an understanding that the heart of your life is subordination to God, the heart of your life is seeking God's will and that all of us are weak and vulnerable, all of us make mistakes, but that all are welcomed by a loving God.

—Reach out to everybody in the country who is not yet saved and . . . help them understand the spiritual basis of a creator-endowed society.

—The beginning of wisdom and virtue is a recognition of our subordination to God, and to the fact that a life without God is a life so empty that even drugs and alcohol and other things cannot fill it.

—This is a country in hunger for another Great Awakening, a wave of belief which has again and again swept this country and fundamentally changed us.

The Whole Andy McCarthy

I don't get this:

Re: Getting healthier by the day! [Andy McCarthy]

Turns out: it's not just me. Our buddy Steve Schippert reports that hope and change has come to ... AL QAEDA!

Ayman Zawahiri announced today that, under the Recruitment Stimulus Initiative Insha Allah (RSIIA), the terror network has created or saved 10,000 jihadist jobs (resulting in a concurrent creation or saving of 720,000 virgins!).

Zawahiri added that al Qaeda has appointed an Explosive Czar. It has also taken over al-Shabaab in Somalia — although Zawahiri insists this is a temporary take-over because, with two wars to run, the last thing CEO Osama bin Laden wants to be doing right now is running a failing cell in Somalia.

06/09 06:41 PM
There's no link in the story to Steve Schippert and whatever it is he has to say, so I suppose you have to deal with the satire you're given, which is a conflation of Osama and Obama. HA HA!

Also union members are dangerous terrorists.

It's not beyond the usual stupidity or unfunniness but I feel there must be some code I'm missing that would help me understand just what prompted McCarthy to post this. Surely he wouldn't just waste his day posting bullshit on the internet.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Thank You Google



URPDATE!!!

The Cult of Sumo

Sumo stablemaster jailed in teenage death case
TOKYO (AFP) — A Japanese court sentenced a former sumo stablemaster to six years in prison for ordering the beating of a teenage wrestler who later died of his injuries.

[...]

Prosecutors said Yamamoto ordered three senior wrestlers to assault 17-year-old Takashi Saito, with one using a metal baseball bat, after he had repeatedly tried to run away from the stable.
What I want in my sumo stable is a wrestler motivated enough to not want to be there. It's the heart that counts in this, the most noble of sports.

Naming Names


Hey, isn't that the asshole who wrote It Sticks in My Craw?
But one of the areas where conformity is appropriate is how your new countrymen say your name, since that's not something the rest of us can just ignore, unlike what church you go to or what you eat for lunch. And there are basically two options — the newcomer adapts to us, or we adapt to him. And multiculturalism means there's a lot more of the latter going on than there should be.
Golly I guess it's stuck there in his craw. May he choke on it.

The Unseriousness of Liberalitiness


The art of negotiation:
The "Transformers" bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates -- reluctantly -- what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. "I'd barter with him," she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, "and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
So Megan Fox would trade away parts of AMERICA to Megatron? Does she not know that Autobots plus teenagers ALWAYS DEFEAT MEGATRON?

Clearly treason is within the liberal soul.

UPDATEMEPLEASE!

John Nolte weighs in!
Not every actor’s behaved as poorly as the usual suspects, not all of them deserved to lose their firepower, but there have been too many like Megan Fox spoiling it for the rest. And so the movie star has managed to accomplish the one thing capable of causing their own extinction: they’ve deconstructed themselves.
Indeed: people may no longer look to movie stars for advice when they have Britney Spears.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Lest We Fart Jets

Assrocket:
Good Lord. Reporters are often compared to teen-age girls with crushes on Obama, but, as the father of three present, former or about-to-be teen-age girls, I object to the analogy. I personally have never seen a teen-age girl make a fool of herself over a boy the way many--most--mainstream reporters have over Barack Obama.
Now where the... [crashing noises] ...I know it was... [paper ruffling] ...oh yes, here.

Assrocket some time ago:
It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.
So satisfying. From that last link:
UPDATE: Of all the thousands of posts we have done over the years, this one seems to most outrage the Left, I suppose because it is so at odds with liberals' cherished illusions about President Bush. The tone of the post is obviously tongue in cheek, but liberals never seem to notice.
In some unspecified arrangement of individuals, tongues were inserted in cheeks. Noted.

Via Omniscient J—:
I had the opportunity this afternoon to be part of a relatively small group who heard President Bush talk, extemporaneously, for around forty minutes. It was an absolutely riveting experience. It was the best I've ever seen him. Not only that; it may have been the best I've ever seen any politician. If I summarized what he said, it would all sound familiar: the difficult times we live in; the threat from Islamic fascism--the phrase drew an enthusiastic round of applause--the universal yearning for freedom; the need to confront evil now, with all the tools at our disposal, so that our children and grandchildren can live in a better and safer world. As he often does, the President structured his comments loosely around a tour of the Oval Office. But the digressions and interpolations were priceless.
And
Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn't raise his standards, he will exceed Bush's total before he is inaugurated.

Noted for Future Use

Schwarzenegger backs state services to immigrants
Saturday, June 6, 2009
(06-06) 10:20 PDT Sacramento, Calif. (AP) --

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger says he's "happy" illegal immigrants get state services and says they're not to blame for California's $24.3 billion budget gap.

...

Friday, June 5, 2009

BING!!!

First Ever Dual Post Update

In comments on the Klavan thread:



UPDATE!!!





Also from a longer post by Donna, a crowning achievement:

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Reaping

Burt Prelutsky:
When, on top of all that you factor in my low opinion of John McCain, one might even wonder why I’m even a Republican. The easy answer is that, as bad as Republican politicians are, they’re better than the Democrats. But the biggest difference is between the two sets of voters. By and large, Republican voters are more patriotic, more mature, more logical and far more honorable.
And it shows! Look:
I think a reasonable person might ask one or two reasonable questions of President Obama. One: Who does he have in mind to run this paramilitary organization now that Hermann Goering is no longer available, and, two, what color shirts will they be wearing? Black or brown?


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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Shoot First, Talk Later

Andrew Klavan in defense of terrorism:
And guess what? It doesn’t matter a damn whether you’re for abortion or against it. The Supreme Court decision arbitrarily declaring abortion a constitutional right is the worst thing that ever happened to either faction.
Er, except the faction that's for abortion...
It was rotten and dishonest at its core – read the constitution and you tell me where the right to an abortion is – and rather than conferring a right on people, it actually stripped them of their most important right: the right to elect legislators who make the laws they want.
The point of a constitution is that THAT RIGHT IS LIMITED. Jeebus, this is the very heart of conservatism, guy: it should not be easy to go nuts with kooky laws!
I blame Roe v. Wade for a lot of things: the current poison partisanship, the rise of inappropriate religious politics, the corruption of our system for appointing and approving Supreme Court justices – but most of all, I blame it for the irreconcilable virulence of the sides in the abortion debate.
Let's imagine Roe v. Wade as a legislative act. How much shorter would this list be for Klavan?
How can you discuss things in a civil manner when your right to make a final decision about them has been taken away by seven Little Caesars who think their black robes make them kings?
Clearly you cannot discuss things in a civil manner if what was once a rule restricting women IS NO LONGER A RULE! YOU GO CRAZY AND SMASH EVERYTHING AND SHOOT PEOPLE! Or, wolverine-like, you turn on the computer, clicking here and there, typing this letter and that in order to post something on the internet.
It’s tyranny, pure and simple, whether you believe in abortion rights or not.
I do not believe it's tyranny to one day be able to do one thing and the next day be able to choose between two things. Call me crazy.
And in a free country, tyranny makes men mad and will ultimately be answered with bloodshed.
In a free country, tyranny makes men write crazy sentences that make no sense but can be loosely construed as dangerously nuts!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Important!

News from abroad:
Puppet Princess
In the age of chaos, at a time of great upheaval, there was a small country in forgotten realm, ruled by Lord Ayawatari. He was not interested in governing his territory, nor in conflicts between the other warlords, but instead was only creating puppets. Knowing Ayawatari's nature, the evil warlord Sadayoshi Karimata invaded Ayawatari's castle and wiped out his entire family, or so it seemed... With her homeland in ruins, Princess Rangiku, the daughter of Lord Ayawatari the puppet master, is forced to seek out the legendary ninja, Danzo Kato. It is only with his help that she can hope to oppose the evil Karimata, but Danzo's assistance comes at a cost. Together these unlikely heroes must find a way to infiltrate Karimata's castle and restore the mysterious stolen puppet.
Silly princess: PUPPETRY IS THEFT.

[Those feeling ripped off at a post solely intended to be the first use of PUPPETRY IS THEFT can go read this and nod in agreement.]

Red Tape

Megan McArdle has been receiving well-deserved derision from everywhere all the time, but here:
If you interpret this murder as a political act, rather than that of a lone whacko, than this should be a troubling sign that the political system has failed. So why do so many people think that the obvious answer is simply to more firmly entrench laws that are rightly intolerable to someone who thinks that a late term fetus is a person?
Someone should point out to Ms. Galt that the laws that are firmly entrenched restrict abortion. It's the absence of an abortion law to his liking that Mr. Not-So-Lone Whacko is pissed about.

But this is the tedium of McArdle: goofier and funnier nutballs think their enemies are terrorist faggot Muslims, while she is content to assume her opponents over-regulate.

Sick and Ridiculous

Via NPR, a brief article about this:



Marc Myers:
Why the song's lyrics weren't recorded the first time around on Mingus Ah Um isn't clear. Most likely the omission came at the behest of Columbia executives, who at the time didn't want to overly inflame the label's Southern markets. Writes Gene Santoro in Myself When I Am Real: The Life and Music of Charles Mingus:
"[The group recorded] Fables of Faubus, but Columbia, Mingus said, wouldn't let them record the lyrics."

Monday, June 1, 2009

Adjustments


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I'm just not mean enough to leave the autostart on "true".

Perhaps Roeder Should Be Executed

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Not Getting It



The cool thing about this video is that Bill O'Reilly - in the course of misunderstanding why he hasn't been libeled - makes a crystal-clear case for Bill O'Reilly being a stupid bigoted asshole.

Maybe there are RD Laing-like steps here.

B says something stupid.
"B is stupid."
"That's libel!"
"No it's not."
"Yes it is!"
"That's stupid. I must conclude you are stupid."
"That's libel!"

B says something assholish.
"B is an asshole."
"That's libel!"
"No it's not."
"Yes it is and SHUT UP!"
"I must conclude you are an asshole."
"That's libel!"

B says something bigoted.
"B is a bigot."
"That's libel!"
"No it's not."
"Yes it is and you're siding with C because she's a woman!"
"I must conclude you are a bigot."
"That's libel!"

Friday, May 29, 2009

Time to Waste Time

Look at this. Or if that doesn't work, check out some examples at this gallery.

You can make fun stuff with this.

Kick Click the baby:

Baby killed.

Stipulations

I stipulate
That I am great
With perfect-titted gal
I stipulate
A cocktail fete
With secret agent pals
I stipulate
A three point eight
NO WAIT! A three point nine!
I stipulate
A poker date
Would make your money mine
With all these stipulations
And my ever-flowing wit
How, when I stipulate more,
Could you think me full of shit?

Old news.

The History of Germany

This is worth reading:
The killing in 1967 of an unarmed demonstrator by a police officer in West Berlin set off a left-wing protest movement and put conservative West Germany on course to evolve into the progressive country it has become today.

Now a discovery in the archives of the East German secret police, known as the Stasi, has upended Germany’s perception of its postwar history. The killer, Karl-Heinz Kurras, though working for the West Berlin police, was at the time also acting as a Stasi spy for East Germany.
Erick Erickson: secret leftist?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Dick Cheney: Unassuming Defender of the Helpless

What the shit?
Cheney's "media offensive" consists of a speech and a couple of interviews. The thrust of his offensive has been to caution against the weakening of America's defenses and to respond to the current administration's nearly daily disparagements of the Bush administration's conduct of the war on terror.
Well, seeing that such a nice young man wrote that I... Hey... Wait a minute...

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[Sorry Bouffant! Looks swell big!]

The Boy Who Cried Puppy

Far far far shorter Charles Winecoff:
Before I denounce credulous fools, let me explain that I myself am a credulous fool.
or
Some celebrities are flakes!
or
I am a writer who never came across the phrase "paradigm shift" before the election.
or
Don't mind this beam, check out that mote!
The article is very very very long and so chock full o' nuttiness that I am going to pretend I have a reasonable excuse to not investigate further.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Poems I Always Hated

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I have fucked
your mum
while we were in
your bedroom
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and while
you were probably
shopping
for Mother's Day
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Forgive me
she was delicious
so sweet
and so old
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Context here and here.
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Winning Hearts and Minds

There's a larger version of the following pic by Bosch Fawstin at Big Hollywood:

I think if there's a way to get to the heart of why we should support the troops, Comic Sans messages from hulking thugs with mildly reprehensible design elements - is that a rising sun he's obscuring? - are just the thing. But who is this mysterious bruiser?
Bosch Fawstin is the creator of Pigman, the jihadist’s worst nightmare, who wears pigskin leather to exploit the enemy’s pigotry. To see Pigman’s 1st appearance in print, check out ProPiganda: Drawing the Line Against Jihad.
I see. We can expect that with each jihadi defeat at the hands of Pigman, local villagers freed of their oppression will rush out to embrace their porky hero.

UPDATE!!!

In comments J— informs us that the put-upon natives of Islamistan have another reason to love Pigman: he too worships the god of Ibrahim.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Fifteen Paragraphs, Eighteen Sentences

Mike "Gamecock" Devine howls:
America may never be able to re-pay the national debt to foreign bondholders that the ObamaDems’ stimulus and budget bills promise to incur and certainly we will never be able to re-pay the ultimate sacrifices so many Americans have made that we honor on this and every Memorial Day.
Okay, caught your breath? One more:
Yet, surely the fallen didn’t die for self-government that would find representatives like Senator Barack Obama voting to grant the Treasury unfettered power to squander $750 billion last September and a President Obama and Speaker Nancy Pelosi tripling the national debt built up during the past 194 years in the next ten.
Okay, got that? MORE!
Surely those that died in the efforts that led to the capture of those whose squealings saved Los Angeles after 911, without harming one hair on the heads of prominent perpetrators of 911, didn’t fall so that those that defined interrogations down could be disbarred.
I wonder if Dr. Sanity could come up with a diagnosis here.

Etymology

Who destroyed the word "hero"? Jimmy Carter, that's who.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Friday, May 22, 2009

Troubled With Thick-Coming Fancies

Dr. Sanity attempts a soliloquy:
TO BLOG OR NOT TO BLOG?
To blog, or not to blog: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outraged leftys,
Or to take arms against a sea of insanities,
And by opposing cure them?
You may peek over there for the full version. Or not. Very soon after the contemplation of noble suffering:
It must give pause: there's the psychosis
That makes virtue of victimhood;
It's a wonder she isn't recasting the advice of Polonius.

Did You See This Guy?

Well?



I feel like I've been wasting my life on this eyebrow business.

Also, I AM ENRAGED ALREADY!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

ATTACKS!

Over at Big Hollywood, AN ALERT!



Oh dear, what could those attacks consist of? Angry grannies dabbing her straight to the emergency room? Supervillains unleashing swarms of carnivorous eyebrowpillars on her? CREED SHREDDING?

It seems that a tabloid picked up some gossip about Carrie Prejean's mom - something that tabloids never do to anyone else who's famous - and the link at Big Hollywood goes straight to ABC which ran with it which is something else that never happened before.

OMG this never happened before either:

Asking For It

So: we have a former VP and opposition party committed to torturing people. They'll do it again if they can, and they loudly trumpet to the world that they'll do it (although it used to be treason to admit such things and emboldened the whatsit and so forth).

The more the monsters parade their depravity the more obvious a political win prosecution becomes.