It turns out tomorrow is International Women's Day, which is a special time on the internet, as it was built, is operated, and is entirely populated by men. Given this it's entirely possible that passing individuals may have no experience whatsoever with Women, we at Substance Labs™ have assembled a Woman-Building Kit™, with which you may assemble the upper portion of a representative Woman and begin to know and understand the mysterious creatures who may one day stare at you in bafflement and disgust as you begin to explain what exactly it is you DO with the internet.
Here then are representative pieces of Women culled from an exhaustive search of all available materials* and placed here for your assembling pleasure. Note that Women do not have ears and in many cases are missing their right eyes, which in their shame they conceal with flowing hair.
*The first ten results of a search for the word "Woman".
Thursday, March 7, 2013
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When is the wet t-shirt contest?
I'm betting my back and underarms are more productive than yours.
Fortunately we can drag the moosetaches up from earlier posts.
That is cheating, S.C.!
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i haven't read yet here ,be back to after .. , / i just wanted to let you know that i've pulled in a rerun of ric' mercer on this screen thing that my brother brought down , one of , dropped /at this moment on .. rick merc er with other men ..on my ice with a digger ,oH fennesz
mcg,could you some how pass along a note of the film lea by ivan fila for all of your male friends here ,i would like them to see it , anne ,doe
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