best of craigslist > hartford > Large Cat Statue Originally Posted: Sat, 26 Mar 21:56 EDT
Large Cat Statue
Date: 2011-03-26, 9:56PM EDT
Large Cat Statue
Date: 2011-03-26, 9:56PM EDT
Large Cat Statue made of porcelain and is white in color it is 8 feet tall and about 5 feet wide. The reason I am giving this away is because some neighborhood vandals have painted a rather large penis on the front of it. Email me if you are interested.
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UNERHÖRT BUMM!
From here:
I did not know that Sai Baba was dead, but good.
best of craigslist > san diego > Manhood Camping Originally Posted: Sun, 8 May 19:35 PDT
Manhood Camping
Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT
Manhood Camping
Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT
Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.
Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.
THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.
Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:
- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use
We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.
Dont' want to see"
- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.
If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.
Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.
100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS
Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.
THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.
Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:
- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use
We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.
Dont' want to see"
- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.
If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.
Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.
100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS
- Location: Aqua Caliente
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A wordle of the Craigslist feed (which is huge):
I think we have settled on who is to blame.
21 comments:
Is the large cat statue wearing SOCKS?
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does the penis increase or decrease the value of the large cat statue?
I always thought market researchers were kind of stupid, but clearly there is a need.
The cartoon actually made laugh out loud.
5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use
This amused me.
Also too:
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
NOT IN THE FACE UR DOIN IT RONG
OH.I.READ. the jo-bro camping trip one before. I HAD to check out Best of Craig's List after your last post on jo-bros. *titter*
That's a big long feed. Let us make a wordle.
I'm a little concerned about all the "dungeon"s.
Beetlejuice Porn Welding.
Thank you.
Good night...
I'm not interested if he's not sharing his crystal.
zombies Jo-broing sounds dangerous anyway. Don't want limbs falling off during the totally not gay fap.
Who is this 'Nickelback' whom the dude recommends for firequests and visionquests?
Nickelback is a totally cool group you should loudly announce you love at every opportunity.
You know who else is dead? J. Philippe Rushton.
"He’s the end of an era of academic racists of his style and notoriety," Barry Mehler, professor of history and director of the Institute for the Study of Academic Racism at Ferris State University in Michigan, said today. "I don’t think we’ll see that again."
...yeah, not for 10 or 15 seconds
Has the University of Western Ontario got anyone in reserve?
The bears were not attracted because they are sick of fanboys of the "Do you come here for the hunting or what?" joke.
"The air was full of charge"ITWTKTDCI
No showers remember.
Rushton: A nation mourns.
The ceramic cat is interested in the campfire JO. He has an iPod jack in his head. AND HE IS TOTALLY NOT GAY!!11!1!one!
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