Monday, October 22, 2012

Clear Discrimination

Best of Craigslist:
Are You a Ghost Surfing the Web?
Date: 2011-10-18, 7:10PM EDT

Documentary style program is looking to contact a ghost on the internet. If you are DEAD and reading this, please respond!

What is your name?
How did you pass away?
Why are you surfing the internet?
The set of the undead includes more than ghosts. DUH.



zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I ain't responding unless there is money involved.

tigris said...

But Zombie Boo Boo will holla for a dolla?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm not quite dead yet.

M. Bouffant said...

I'm dead inside. Not sure about the outside.

Smut Clyde said...

My heart is black, and my lips are cold. Does that count?