Tuesday, January 3, 2012

You've Got Troble

26 comments:

wiley said...

It's like the fire truck in flames, isn't it?

Is the whole world going to hell in a hand-basket, or do I just need more fiber in my diet?

It's got to be one or the other.

Kathleen said...

better than having Tribbles. OR IS IT?

vacuumslayer said...

KATHLEEN made a Tribbles joke before I could BUT IM NOT BITTER ABOUT IT.

ckc (not kc) said...

...hands up, all who looked up SyncMaster 225MS "just to see"

Substance McGravitas said...

Let me say this: the Syncmaster 225ms is almost entirely free of bees.

J— said...

"Adjusting the Monkey"

An early, eventually discarded draft by Peter Gabriel.

vacuumslayer said...

ckc, he's not gonna show us his pr0n. Besides pr0n named sync master sounds kinda lame.

Substance McGravitas said...

WTF? CARS 2 HENTAI NOT ENOUGH?

vacuumslayer said...

Phhhhhpht. It's no dragons fucking cars.


You're welcome in advance for making your search terms freakier.

Substance McGravitas said...

Weekly tops:

piplup 15
cars hentai 8
michelangelo god 5
baby hand 4
baby hand holding 4
hentai cars 4
larry d crouch 3 4
banana casino 3
black and white crayons 3
google search new york where can i poop 3

tigris said...

Besides pr0n named sync master sounds kinda lame.

Featuring Joe the plumber and his vertical smile. YOU'RE WELCOME.

vacuumslayer said...

Those are good...an the fact that piplup piplup piplup is still number one is hilarious...but I can so beat those. In fact I'm gonna do an entry on it.



Piplup.

vacuumslayer said...

Tigris is banned!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

google search new york where can i poop

If you actually have a post on this, it might be the first time the House of Substance has actually provided useful information.

Of course, since the answer is 'almost anywhere, judging by the smell', it probably isn't as useful as I imagine.

fish said...

The world could use more searches for banana casino

Wv: menti
Hentai exclusively for men. As opposed to the other kind.

Substance McGravitas said...

Of course, since the answer is 'almost anywhere, judging by the smell'

Where do you live again?

wiley said...

It looks like big bald bastard hasn't gotten his puter back yet. That's so sad. Since I haven't figured out how to do the blogroll yet, when I'm on Ubuntu I go from her to big bald bastard through Substance's blogroll, then to riddled through the big bald bastard's blogroll.

It's kind of like cutting through parking lots and alleys, though it's the long way around.

Cyberspace is spacey.

Substance McGravitas said...

You should explore the wonders of RSS. On my blogroll the "my posts" and "my comments" are RSS feeds. They're an easy way to remain distracted. Once you get the feeds of a few hundred interesting sites you're never at a loss for something to look at.

wiley said...

Yeah, clouds told me about the RSS feed while he was setting up those that I do have on my blogroll, and I plan to learn, it's just that I'm learning so much everyday and getting so much done with this house that WHEW---

Plus my 96 year old grandma just got an ipad for Christmas. (I just had to add "Christmas" to my dictionary. Really?!) Just sent her a very encouraging e-mail with an attachment showing the actual size of the LARGE keyboard she can download for 99 cents from the apple store.

She's wonderful and the patron saint of woods animals that like peanut butter sandwiches.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Good morning. Is this where I find the automobile hentai?
~

Substance McGravitas said...

Yes, this is where the Cars 2 hentai is.

M. Bouffant said...

Yeah. I ain't looked at no bog-rolls since I got the reader.

Don't be skeert, Wiley, it takes mere mins. to figger it out, & makes one's life easier and more confusing & distracting.

Brando said...

The world could use more searches for banana casino

Is that in the banana hammock district?

mikey said...

They should have a website that lists places to poop in all the major cities in the US, or maybe even the world!

It could be crowdsourced, perhaps against a particular internet framework.

I've GOT it! We could call it WikiPoopia....

Substance McGravitas said...

You are, um, behind.

M. Bouffant said...

Why is Sit Or Squat ©2010 Procter & Gamble, I wonder?