Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Regrets

Over the holidays I gave some of my dexedrine to a relative.

Thinking back about what I have done, I feel I was wrong not to charge her so that I could say I sold drugs to my little sister.

21 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I feel I was wrong not to charge her so that I could say I sold drugs to my little sister.

You say that as if it is not a typical thing.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I've had a few...
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Substance McGravitas said...

You say that as if it is not a typical thing.

I am an awesome older brother I guess.

vacuumslayer said...

I had to look up Dexedrine. It looks as though it's mainly used to treat ADD and depression. Now I'm wondering which those things you are. Because I am nosy, and, well, you SAID! Unless you take then recreationally...in which case I could recommend some better choices.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

And here I thought dexedrine was the answer to this question, "Do you really want to skate around the rink for the entire free skate going as fast as you possibly can?"
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Jennifer said...

I'm now thinking back to studying for a final when a roommate decided to be helpful and I ended up not being able to study because my eyes were moving too fast to read.

Substance McGravitas said...

Now I'm wondering which those things you are.

I am Legion.

Rachel said...

So it's a little fast and he's a bit sharp:

http://youtu.be/8ThWaMnlSZM

fish said...

He never said they were his drugs. Perhaps SMcG has a bipolar chihuahua with anxiety and ADD. Not sure how you could tell exactly, but possible.

vacuumslayer said...

Ok, fish, you're really funny. I get it.

W/v is hotysism, which I am going to pretend is hoitytoityism

vacuumslayer said...

I remember in my late teens...first time I got tipsy...my eyes kept darting back and forth, really fast.

Smut Clyde said...

a roommate decided to be helpful
Were spiders involved?

Perhaps SMcG has a bipolar chihuahua with anxiety and ADD.
Perhaps SMcG isa bipolar chihuahua with anxiety and ADD.

Jennifer said...

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Yo Goatse Taco Bell.

Substance McGravitas said...

While there is Taco Bell in BC, I am pleased to report that no outlets exist in Vancouver proper. But not many better options for Mexican food either, though NAFTA has brought a lot of Mexicans here.

Mendacious D said...

Perhaps SMcG is a bipolar chihuahua with anxiety and ADD.

Untrue. He's a teacup Malamute.

Jennifer said...

Yo Quiero dexedrine.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It appears that you've been fingered, Mr. McGravitas. (IF that is your real name!)
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vacuumslayer said...

Seems like kind of s private matter, thudner.

M. Bouffant said...

Kids today don't know nuffin':

I had to look up Dexedrine. It looks as though it's mainly used to treat ADD and depression.

It is used by all-night truck drivers to stay awake. Long haul, baby!

The ADD & depression are just bullshit to keep the trucks rolling.

mikey said...

West Coast Turnaround!!!