Monday, January 30, 2012

Seksiness

Well God dumn it, I was not aware:

10 comments:

wiley said...

I never understood "cunt shit". Sounds like someone has got their orifices all mixed up.

Substance McGravitas said...

I've never heard that one. Must have been a local thing.

It has been made plain to me that "fucking the dog" as a synonym for lazing around has not yet made it to every corner of the Anglophone world.

vacuumslayer said...

omg, Chinese people are into scat!

Another Kiwi said...

The Spanish phrase "I shit in the milk" strikes one as being 1)Excessively proud of a not good thing 2)self harming and (3) possibly not needing an explanation, most people would be able to work out what had happened.

Substance McGravitas said...

Well sure, but "I shit in your whore mother's milk" might be informative and worth a phone call.

wiley said...

Uh. That one might be worth a visit, in person, fully locked and loaded. Of course, I would never do such a thing.

My mother was a slut, as is I (hmmm. o.k., so we have TWO things in common); but I see no call to get all bad wordy about it. Being easy is, well---

easy. No reason to charge for it. It was before I got all monogomous-ey---that has it's charms, too.

But

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me, but...

Substance McGravitas said...

Well, first you wanna WARN MOM, right?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Disturbing, if true. Filmclip at eleven.

Next up, goatse-addicted shellfish.
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Another Kiwi said...

goatse-addicted shellfish
They've clammed up about it, Thunder.

M. Bouffant said...

I never understood "cunt shit".

Tourette's?