Variations on a Theme

Your dad puts the paint on with bucket and trowels
Sadly the truckers just want in his bowels
Yes they'll tear at his wig while they ream out his bum
But the whore done up dirty is really your mum.

Your dad puts his face on to hang at the park
But the rouge goes to waste when he's humped in the dark
None see the smears when his eyes tear up sucking
But your mom leaves the lights on for real whorish fucking.

Your dad is a puppet on multiple dicks
If he could count then you bet he'd turn tricks
In a weekend he'll gulp down whole gallons of come
But the story of whoredom still features your mum.

Your daddy takes peggings while in schoolgirl leggings
From ladies who work at Sephora
They paint up his face to his utter disgrace
But hey it's your mom that's the whora.