Sunday, February 20, 2011

Late to the Game

Shorter Paul Dreissen:
Let me take a crack at writing that same fucking DDT column that everyone else already wrote. It's important!
ObDeltoid.

7 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

These fuckers won't be happy until DDT is in toothpaste. This particular fucker is also in some fucking group opposing Global Warming science, since it gives bad wesults which are vewy scawy.
How can we insert a macro into his wordprocessor so that it writes "I am a fucking know nothing and, this is central to my point, I know nothing. Can I pee on your leg?" whatever he tries to type

Smut Clyde said...

Crank magnetism, how does it work?
Does anyone know why the Movement Conservatives decided to make DDT of all things into another shibboleth of group membership, another excuse for a loyalty test? It seems strange and arbitrary.

guitarist manqué said...

It might have something to do with the overlap between the sets of exterminators and wingnuts. (See Delay, Tom) The bug slaughtering industry tells everybody that will listen that we have bedbugs because DFH's took away our DDT. That this is untrue is central to their point.

wv: unquarie, Macquarie's evil twin

mikey said...

Because it proves those goddam lefties are liars and they just wanna crush commerce because now that you can't sell DDT to the rubes in Africa they're all dyin' of malaria and lefties don't care one whit about 'em like we do...

fish said...

Does anyone know why the Movement Conservatives decided to make DDT of all things into another shibboleth of group membership, another excuse for a loyalty test?

Banning DDT is a clear example of science that determined a cause/effect relationship, and the banning of DDT was actually successful in reversing the ecological damage. This clearly needs to be undermined aggressively since science cannot be allowed to have a say in long-term environmental policies. THINK OF THE LOST PROFITS MAN!!!!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Immediately after the Indonesia tsunami, I heard some rightwinger on the radi-adi-o talking about malaria, and I just knew the fucker would bring up DDT... what the fuck is wrong with these people?

Substance McGravitas said...

It's really an urban myth movement.