Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Variations on a Theme

Your dad puts the paint on with bucket and trowels
Sadly the truckers just want in his bowels
Yes they'll tear at his wig while they ream out his bum
But the whore done up dirty is really your mum.

Your dad puts his face on to hang at the park
But the rouge goes to waste when he's humped in the dark
None see the smears when his eyes tear up sucking
But your mom leaves the lights on for real whorish fucking.

Your dad is a puppet on multiple dicks
If he could count then you bet he'd turn tricks
In a weekend he'll gulp down whole gallons of come
But the story of whoredom still features your mum.

Your daddy takes peggings while in schoolgirl leggings
From ladies who work at Sephora
They paint up his face to his utter disgrace
But hey it's your mom that's the whora.

4 comments:

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

In case you're wondering why S,N! is so slow -
Your dad's stuffed the hamsters up his hole.
And with his anus, those hamster's he smothers.
But whore? That designation is your mother's.

Another Kiwi said...

Needs moar sluttishness

vacuumslayer said...

I cannot offer sluttishness, but I can offer tartishness.

*still impressed by Sephora reference*

I gotta say...of ALL the dudes at S,N, Substance, you probably would have been the one I LEAST suspected of having any clue what Sephora is...

Substance McGravitas said...

I know LOTSA stuff about bullshit.