Thursday, February 10, 2011

One of These Days, A Book

A nice Lulu vanity print of this shit would make a fine parting gift to anybody I wanted to part with:

The pirates’s boners are turgid and throbbing
They’re needing a fuck or a decent blowjobbing
But nary a woman is there to be had
So they’ll have to make do with your slut of a dad.

Does it really require context?


vacuumslayer said...

Part with? I think it might make an interesting come-on. I mean if you showed this to a woman and she found it amusing, you might have a keeper on your hands.

Open Cahoots said...

I hear Shane MacGowan singing it.