A nice Lulu vanity print of this shit would make a fine parting gift to anybody I wanted to part with:
The pirates’s boners are turgid and throbbing
They’re needing a fuck or a decent blowjobbing
But nary a woman is there to be had
So they’ll have to make do with your slut of a dad.
Does it really require context?
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Part with? I think it might make an interesting come-on. I mean if you showed this to a woman and she found it amusing, you might have a keeper on your hands.
I hear Shane MacGowan singing it.
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