The House of Substance

Funnywoman Julia Gorin: Ever notice how as the threat of global terrorism reaches a crescendo, so apparently does the threat of global clima...

Seeing the president on TV a lot is just like seeing Paris Hilton on TV a lot. How can Obama avoid blowing Rick Salomon? Also Democrats ar...

Jack Bauer Meets Barack Obama by Diana West The following takes place in an unseen episode of "24." Um, no shit. A mind-boggling a...

President McCain I mean.

Thai 'Spider-Man' to the rescue An unusual disguise has helped a Bangkok fireman rescue an eight-year-old boy who had climbed on to ...

A crazy fucking weirdo named Veronica DiPippo writes: The story of Og and Bog would have no place in hypothetical history were it not for th...

It's funny because the torturer already has the guy immobilized on a board and we all know that's torture anyway!

Look, let's be serious: few things give me more satisfaction than slurping on a Chubby. What could make that Chubby better? Tell me t...

Gone for a week or so. Consider, if you will, ADULT Wii GAMES.

A precis of Charles Murray's 2009 Irving Kristol Lecture at the American Enterprise Institute's Annual Dinner: America's curren...

Look: Republicans say President Obama is spreading himself too thinly on popular initiatives , while Americans suffer under the burden of a...

Iraqi who threw shoes at Bush jailed for 3 years By HAMZA HENDAWI – 3 hours ago BAGHDAD (AP) — A court convicted an Iraqi journalist o...

If Burt Prelutsky was boss he would: 1. Censor movies 2. Do something about baseball 3. Fire an unspecified amount of politicians 4. Make s...

Praise be to the weird/strange RSS feed for it gives us an advice column you will never encounter again: Dear Lauren: My husband and I are ...

This is less funny than Julia Gorin. Tokyo Rose LaHood: You Want The Change by Tim Slagle Hello Republicans, This is your old friend Tokyo R...

UC Berkeley leaders warn of cuts By Matt Krupnick Bay Area News Group Posted: 03/10/2009 04:48:19 PM PDT UC Berkeley leaders warned today of...