Look, let's be serious: few things give me more satisfaction than slurping on a Chubby. What could make that Chubby better? Tell me that Chubby's an Orange Swish Chubby and my throat is yours forever.
From islamofacistchubbyland: "An exciting new category in the soft drink industry was created when Chubby was developed to target children." Um, crikey. They usually try to hide that sort of thing.
When you need a good stiff drink, Chubby is the one your tongue craves.
ReplyDeleteJust pretend I don't know, what's lancer orange, another invataion for dooble entendre?
There's an accent mark over the second "e" in orangé so it's probably some kind of foreign thing. I'm going to assume it means "succulent sausage".
ReplyDeleteOrangé would be a past participle, so I'm going for "oranged lance." Very complementary to blued balls.
ReplyDeleteWords of Wisdom
ReplyDeleteWhy must you slay me so?
I’m gonna get fired ya know.
I spew out my lunches
In partly-chewed bunches
All cuzza that Sadly, No!
Righteous Bubba
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I'm afraid "lancer orangé" is just French for Orange Swish.
ReplyDeleteMarch of the Chubbies.
ReplyDeleteIt's an islamofascist front! Keep away from the Chubby! Where is Pam Geller when we need her?
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid "lancer orangé" is just French for Orange Swish.
ReplyDeleteSay it out loud and it's Arabic for "Hide under their beds, then BLAMMO!"
From islamofacistchubbyland: "An exciting new category in the soft drink industry was created when Chubby was developed to target children."
ReplyDeleteUm, crikey. They usually try to hide that sort of thing.
the plastic screw cap permits the convenience of multiple sips
ReplyDeleteDear God! These multiple sips will enfatten our infants, leaving them too rotund to point their M-16s properly!
Wait, I have seen this biligual labeling before.
ReplyDeleteHave you been in... CANADA?
In fact, it was at a gas station outside rainy snowy misty Port Alberni that I acquired my Chubby, and I thanked the provider in the usual manner.
ReplyDeleteWHAT? You were on the Island and didn't tell me? For shame!
ReplyDeleteI hope, at least, that Alberni's sulphurous reek had not yet set in for the Spring.
Also, "orangé" would literally, if not liberally translate as "oranged."
ReplyDeleteFlavour notwithstanding, I'm sure it was everything you were looking for in a chubby.
WHAT? You were on the Island and didn't tell me? For shame!
ReplyDeleteHow could I be HIDING IN YOUR BATHROOM RIGHT NOW if I went around broadcasting all my movements? Ruins the surprise.
Oh, oops.
I'm not actually ON the Island. That would be too much of a giveaway.
ReplyDeleteME NEITHER. HAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeletePort Alberni Motto: Bear Tracks And Lumberjacks and their Chubbies.
ReplyDeletePort Alberni: Pine From the Fjord.
ReplyDelete"Pine from the Fjord"? Norwegian Retsina is NO LAUGHING MATTER.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they could start making wine from the pine beetles as well.
ReplyDeleteNorwegian Retsina is NO LAUGHING MATTER.
ReplyDeleteIs it a weeping and gnashing of teeth matter? Does it make your teeth feel fir-ry, or is it balsam to the troubled palate?
No needling.
ReplyDeleteNorwegian Retsina is served at all the best fusion restaurants. Goes well with the lutefisk lasagne.
ReplyDeleteReverend Swank tells us. Retsina scans will capture your soul for the antichrist. Buff jet fandango altitude.
ReplyDeletelutefisk lasagne
ReplyDeleteI might've gone with lutefudge.