Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Rage Rage Against the Raging of the Machine

John Hawkins says GO GO GADGET LISTS!
10 Musicians Who Should Be Blacklisted By Conservatives
John Hawkins | May 28, 2013
Hooray for blacklisting! Everyone looks heroic after a good blacklisting.
"Always remember the first rule of power tactics: Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have." -- Saul Alinsky
If there's anything musicians love, it's having an intellectual foundation for whatever it is they do after the alcohol is delivered.
Republicans spend too much time complaining about liberals boycotting the advertisers on conservatives’ shows and not enough time doing the same thing to the Left. If movie stars trash conservatives, we should be very publicly telling people we're not going to their films and we should take credit if they bomb. If a corporate CEO embraces liberalism, don't buy that company’s products and tell the world why you're doing it. Let him explain to his board of directors why standing up for gay marriage or abortion was worth losing millions of dollars. Seventy percent of the country is Christian, roughly half the country supports the Republican Party and forty percent of Americans are conservative. There are a lot of businesses, artists and musicians who simply cannot survive without the support of people like us. The only reason they dare to trash us or publicly support people who hate our guts is because we all too often shrug our shoulders and then willingly hand over our money to people who despise us.
Yes, conservatives are cringing sheep who never bother to complain. This is why they are never portrayed in the media as hypocritical blowhard party-pooping assholes and when they never are no money is made.
When it comes to musicians who attack conservatives, Christians, Republicans, America -- or alternately, embrace the Left, don't give them your money. Don't buy their albums or their T-shirts and don’t go to their shows. Even if you do like their music, don't pay for it and don't talk it up publicly. Fans are oxygen for these people -- starve them of it and let other musicians start to worry about the reaction if they go after us.
I say boycott Lady Gaga! IT HASN'T BEEN TRIED.
That's not unfair; it's just restoring balance. People who rely on the goodwill of the general public shouldn't be trashing the people who pay their bills. Artists should be flattered, not outraged when Republican politicians want to use their songs. Conservatives in the music industry shouldn't be cowed into silence by threats and abuse while liberal musicians smear the conservatives, Christians, Republicans and patriots who buy their records with no repercussions.
So people who rely on the "goodwill" of the general public shouldn't be trashing the people - generating "badwill" ifyouwill - who pay their bills. BOYCOTT THE CHURCHES!
Because the musicians have gotten away with doing fundraisers for the Democrats, trashing us without paying a price and generally crapping all over everything we believe in while they trumpet liberalism to the skies, it would take an entire website to catalogue everyone who deserves to be on this list, but here are 10 to start with. It's a free country and these musicians can say what they want, but consumers can also spend their money where they want, too. Let some of these musicians start to see the impact of trashing us on their bottom lines and you will be surprised at how fast attitudes will begin to change.
"Catalogue"? Go Royalists go!

We here omit the various crimes of the artists named - saying things - in order to simply list them and let you, the reader, decide how the state of popular music would be rocked if conservatives gave up on:
Psy
Sheryl Crow
The Dixie Chicks*
Bruce Springsteen
Moby
Madonna
Bette Midler
Barbra Streisand
Tom-Morello-from-Rage-Against-The-Machine-after-Paul-Ryan-said-he-was-a-fan-of-their-band
Kanye West
*ALL ONE GAL.

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17 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That guy Sal sure made an impression the little guys.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I'd never heard of Saul Alinsky before the righties made him their bête noire. Alinksy simultaneously functions as their Emmanuel Goldstein and the Sun Tzu.

Substance McGravitas said...

Well YOU didn't, but Barbra Streisand sure did.

J— said...

Pop musicians appropriate for purchase and open enjoyment by today's conservative: A list

Ted Nugent
Lee Greenwood
Pat Boone

Smut Clyde said...

Let some of these musicians start to see the impact of trashing us on their bottom lines and you will be surprised at how fast attitudes will begin to change.

For the last 6 year or so, conservatives have been FORCING themselves to listen to all this music that they hate -- purely out of a sense of fairness -- but fortunately here's Hawkins to tell them that they no longer need to impose these unsympathetic noises on their ears.

I'm guessing that Hawkins is trying to give up his forbidden love for Midler / Madonna / Streisand, and would miss them less if other people joined his pledge.

Substance McGravitas said...

Ted Nugent
Lee Greenwood
Pat Boone


Boy, I gotta pick up a guitar. There's money to be made!

mikey said...

Yep. I'm pretty sure that Sheryl Crow or Bruce Springsteen or Tom Morello are going to become Ted Nugent Tea Baggers if that gravy train slows down.

After all, what other reason could they possibly have for supporting the political, economic and social policies they have chosen to support?

Substance McGravitas said...

Alinsky hypnosis techniques embedded in Rules for Radicals.

J— said...

ALL ONE GAL

Ha, I just saw this. Funny.

Substance McGravitas said...

I should really put a link there...

Smut Clyde said...

That Righteous Bubba guy sure had a lot of nyms.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

He's omni, S.C.
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Smut Clyde said...

"Legion" was about the only name he *didn't* use.

"apparently olterst"? Go home Word Verf, you are drunk.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Pop musicians appropriate for purchase and open enjoyment by today's conservative: A list

Ted Nugent
Lee Greenwood
Pat Boone


What, no Lloyd Marcus?

For the last 6 year or so, conservatives have been FORCING themselves to listen to all this music that they hate -- purely out of a sense of fairness

Both ears do it.

M. Bouffant said...

Bet none of you libs knew Babs S. (B.S. for short) had a website where she is alleged to type stuff.

The best part is that of the three things under her name on the first page, two are obits.

And of that list, aren't Psy & Kanye West the only ones who still have what passes for careers?

Waitaminnit. Following West's recent SNL performance, our guess is his career from here is as Mr. Kardashian.

You'd think fat boy would be all angry about the Rolling ("Sweet Neo-Con") Rocks & their current tour.

And is Bette Midler (B.M.) still alive? Really?

Substance McGravitas said...

We are all so cool we haven't noticed that Streisand remains relatively popular.

El Manquécito said...

Among the delusions here is that listening to music makes any money for artists, let along 'buying albums'. Only retro teenagers buy albums in any demographic significance AFAIK. Hawkins can listen (and enjoy!) his Funny Girl 8 tracks without having any measurable effect on Babs. Of course if he loads up his Spotify with 'Travelin Soldier' then Natalie Manes and Darrell Scott will each make .004 cents US, helping them to fight freedom.