Friday, May 3, 2013

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

The fascist government's latest plot.

The neckBerry is nice to try, but it NEVER COMES OFF, and NO the grotesque pulsations are NOT COOL.

And who exactly would want to suck the soul out of you with grotesque pulsations? That's right.

Come on, really? MICHAEL BOLTON?
Posted by Substance McGravitas at 7:18 PM
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5 comments:

BDR said...

I work in the Main Campus library of a major academic institution and two days ago, on a new book cart, was that Bolton autobiography, and I know exactly who the bibliographer was who ordered it and know exactly what the consequences of me mocking her to her face would be vis a vis her relationship to the University Librarian, so, um, cowardly self-neutering was employed.

Magic words for commenting are "pezenso publican," which I don't what they mean but they feel properly accusatory.

May 4, 2013 at 4:20 AM
anne said...

nice . / and oh , nice ..of finding out what b. does , like i had'nt al re a dy figured that one out ,/ of why ran dal graves is his main reader .. . as well,/ and ever y one else went out to the smoking lounge to get hig h in hi gh school , while a nne went off to read the brontes/and wonder about their brother , and fold paper on a stair in the library

May 4, 2013 at 4:46 AM
anne said...

and no..it's not four am where we are , that's mc grav.. west coasting ... . ,it is a fine early hour here ,. . now out to pluck fleurs wee ..to eat .. as always , lov'

May 4, 2013 at 4:49 AM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

He'd have still made a better U.N. Ambassador than John.
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May 4, 2013 at 8:31 AM
Substance McGravitas said...

Hmm, I think it's about even. Chance of war when either Bolton's around increases.

May 4, 2013 at 8:41 AM

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