What Could Hill University Do For You?Wait, what was that URL again?
Hill University is one of the leading online universities, educating individuals with diverse needs and backgrounds by giving them an opportunity of registering into flexible and interactive degree programs. Hill University encourages working individuals to get quality education through Hill's well structured curriculums that fosters effective learning and professional development
http://www.hilluniversitylegit.com/index.html
Okay then, it's like an MC Hammer seal of approval!
What I want to know is what someone just like me could do with a Hill University degree:
Ever since her childhood, Sherrie Windsor was known for her sharpness and intelligence toward learning new skills and actively participating in all the major events at school - showcasing her talents. However, her teachers and parents failed to understand as to why she did not perform even half as good when it came to her academic studies.That Sherrie - or is it Sherry? - sounds JUST LIKE ME, kind of stupid and inattentive yet conniving enough to get by!
Sherrie’s only explanation to such inquiries were the fact that she is simply restless, and cannot bring herself to sit through the long sessions of memorizing her theories, definitions and chronicle dates etc. Her concentration level in the classroom also was hardly consistent.
All this led Sherrie to eventually drop out of high school and to channel her energies toward something that interests her. Due to her exceptional interpersonal skills alone, she luckily landed an internship in a reputable bank and initially impressed the managers simply by her shrewd customer dealings.
I will proceed to the main Hill University site and as an extra-special favour to them I will advise them to sue Brampton International University for theft.
11 comments:
Facts that CAN'T BE DENIED are definitely better than the other kind.
Hill University encourages working individuals to get quality education through Hill's well structured curriculums ...
"curriculums"?
Really? Even my lame-ass browser-spellcheck knows that it's "curricula."
The whole "legit" site is fairly entertaining. It's not that large and most of the things that look like they might be links are not.
Here at Legit university, you ain't gonna no bogus facts, gnomesaying? These here facts have no serial numbers onnim and can't be traced back to nowhere.
Let's go out there and win one for the Grifter.
It's no Stanley Kaplan Test Prep U., that's for sure.
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why she did not perform even half as good
How well an education can I expect? A clue!
Hey, Sub, thought that this is something you might want to do to a wingnut.
http://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/cat2.jpg
Hmm, I wonder how I do that...
Jeeze, wiley, give a warning. I almost had a fit. And then it started moving.
Dear old B.I.U. offers both a "Doctorate Degree" & a "PhD Degree." Depending on which interests you.
And, you can start w/ a "High School Diploma."
I think both those and about 25 more are owned by the same guy.
Sherrie’s only explanation to such inquiries were the fact that she is simply restless, and cannot bring herself to sit through the long sessions of memorizing her theories, definitions and chronicle dates etc.
I are Chairman of Hill U. Legit's Grammer Dep't.
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