Friday, January 18, 2013

China's Ten Ugliest Statues

Danwei:
7. “Old man” in Guilin, Guangxi province (244,174 votes)

“Old man” in Guilin
So moving on to the male sexual organ, this particular piece in Guilin (桂林) in Guangxi (广西) province is a real piece of work. Showing two fully naked women carrying a man with his legs pulled up and his member in full view at about head height, the statue has an plaque with the explanation that the woman on the left signifies a wife and the one on the right a daughter-in-law. The intended moral message here is supposed to be harmonious relations between family members, peaceful co-existence and mutual respect. For its sheer and unadulterated farce, this one would probably get my vote as the worst of the lot.
Also from that article, fucking pigs.

4 comments:

mikey said...

Yeah, but you gotta admit, that's about as good a sculpted nutsack as you're gonna get. His little stone woody is nothing to be terribly proud of, however...

fish said...

IT'S COLD OUT!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The penis is evil...
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wiley said...

These women are eternally holding up the fat naked man on what looks like a rickety and very ugly porch. There's an argument for what a fucking waste of resources patriarchal society is, it could be titled "Who needs him?"