Thursday, December 13, 2012

Today's True Facts

Now there's a headline:



Nevertheless the important news at World Nut Daily is THIS:
Frightened residents in western Sweden reported seeing a bright, blue light racing across the night sky on Tuesday before an orange-coloured orb smashed into the ground in a mysterious phenomenon that has yet to be explained.
You'll figure it out when the Christmas presents don't arrive.

8 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

THUNDER KILLED SANTA!!!

Now, that's taking the War on Christmas to a whole new level!

Well played, Thunder, well played.

mikey said...

Been waiting for the proliferation of air defense weapons to bring Santa's reign of terror to a halt.

Technology marches on...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

GOSH it's like african americans have never been seen in DC.

Substance McGravitas said...

Now they have and they've taken it over, so I guess that's that. No more America.

Another Kiwi said...

Man there is some hooting and poo flinging in the WND comments. Jeepers

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I warned Santa...but did he listen?

NO, of course not.
~

fish said...

There really aren't any blacks here in chocolate city. Not really sure how we got that nickname.

Smut Clyde said...

Been waiting for the proliferation of air defense weapons to bring Santa's reign of terror to a halt.

Nightmare Before Christmas, mikey.