Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Smientific Malfeasance

The results looked good initially, but Riddled Research Laboratories tipped their hand; we at Substance Labs™ thoroughly condemn them for cheating on doggie driving tests by using zoanthropes.



And so pointless. The technology has existed in the enlightened portions of the world for decades.



BREAD AND JAM FOR FRANCIS UPDATE:

Ann Althouse

10 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Jebus, do you people have no ethics? SEATBELTS!!!

Substance McGravitas said...

He had a few belts just before he got in the seat.

Another Kiwi said...

All Riddled test subjects are comfortably numb when the experiments begin.

Muttley said...

Sassafrassarassum Rubstance McRavitas!

Smut Clyde said...

Not seeing any chasing-Ann-Althouse-related activities here.
STANDARDS. I remember when the House of Substance used to have them.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh all right. Jesus.

mikey said...

That dog's yellow car seems to have a fairly large carbon pawprint.

Just sayin...

Substance McGravitas said...

That's Clean Coal™, another revolutionary technology that will make the world simultaneously brighter and dimmer. SUCK IT, UNDERHEMISPHERIANS!

J— said...

The technology has existed in the enlightened portions of the world for decades.

Along with parties on top of trees. Can't beat that.

Plus, not just dogs and not just cars.

SolidPhil said...

Something something NASCAR something.