Saturday, July 30, 2011

Pity the Fool Eating the Treat WITHOUT Flavour Bits

19 comments:

truculentandunreliable said...

"Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

No, I'm not checking.

Smut Clyde said...

Do not inspire S McG to fresh atrocities.

Another Kiwi said...

Plus they look like mole rats curled up.

mikey said...

To be honest, I really prefer a more savory Blaster.

But as long as you get your daily requirement for Blasters, I'm gonna be pretty agnostic on Flavor Bits...

Substance McGravitas said...

The disappointing thing is they don't come with the countertop.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

So does "Flavour Bits".

M. Bouffant said...

I am always torn between artificial banana & artificial strawberry as my fave flave.

That is a nice counter. Granite?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Genuine Muscle Milk
(Contains No Milk)
~

tigris said...

Huh, I note the container doesn't say it doesn't contain muscle...

Substance McGravitas said...

Some sort of creamed slug concoction would be almost all muscle.

tigris said...

And "muscle cream" sounds even tastier than "muscle milk!" Esp if it's also got flavour bits...

Smut Clyde said...

"An ideal blend of proteins, healthy fats, good carbohydrats..."

That's gonna be my next tattoo.

ckc (not kc) said...

"Drink. Evolve"

...I feel it happening already!!

mikey said...

Well, as long as it's GENUINE muscle milk. 'Cause I gotta be honest here, that imitation stuff kinda worries me...

Another Kiwi said...

"An ideal blend of proteins, healthy fats, good carbohydrats..."

That's gonna be my next tattoo.


I'm not sure that the Sumerians had words for carbohydrat and protein

Smut Clyde said...

There was no need to mention "sumerian tattoo", AK. Now we will have to share our secret source of Google-hits with Substance. Also fish will steal it.

El Snacktator said...

El keeps his flavor bits safely tucked away.

fish said...

Do not inspire S McG to fresh atrocities.

I think fresh is a bit of a stretch, don't you?

vacuumslayer said...

"Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

So wrong. So funny. I'm still recovering from "cherry danish."


Ah. Flavor bits. Some of them not artificially-flavored. And they're just so goddamn appetizing-looking too.