The House of Substance: Pity the Fool Eating the Treat WITHOUT Flavour Bits

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Pity the Fool Eating the Treat WITHOUT Flavour Bits

18 comments:

truculentandunreliable said...: "Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

No, I'm not checking.; July 30, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Do not inspire S McG to fresh atrocities.; July 30, 2011 at 8:26 PM
mikey said...: To be honest, I really prefer a more savory Blaster.

But as long as you get your daily requirement for Blasters, I'm gonna be pretty agnostic on Flavor Bits...; July 30, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: The disappointing thing is they don't come with the countertop.; July 30, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Big Bad Bald Bastard said...: "Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

So does "Flavour Bits".; July 30, 2011 at 9:02 PM
M. Bouffant said...: I am always torn between artificial banana & artificial strawberry as my fave flave.

That is a nice counter. Granite?; July 30, 2011 at 9:36 PM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: Genuine Muscle Milk
(Contains No Milk)
~; July 31, 2011 at 5:52 AM
tigris said...: Huh, I note the container doesn't say it doesn't contain muscle...; July 31, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Substance McGravitas said...: Some sort of creamed slug concoction would be almost all muscle.; July 31, 2011 at 8:51 AM
tigris said...: And "muscle cream" sounds even tastier than "muscle milk!" Esp if it's also got flavour bits...; July 31, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Smut Clyde said...: "An ideal blend of proteins, healthy fats, good carbohydrats..."

That's gonna be my next tattoo.; July 31, 2011 at 11:48 AM
ckc (not kc) said...: "Drink. Evolve"

...I feel it happening already!!; July 31, 2011 at 12:11 PM
mikey said...: Well, as long as it's GENUINE muscle milk. 'Cause I gotta be honest here, that imitation stuff kinda worries me...; July 31, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Hamish Mack said...: "An ideal blend of proteins, healthy fats, good carbohydrats..."

That's gonna be my next tattoo.

I'm not sure that the Sumerians had words for carbohydrat and protein; July 31, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Smut Clyde said...: There was no need to mention "sumerian tattoo", AK. Now we will have to share our secret source of Google-hits with Substance. Also fish will steal it.; July 31, 2011 at 1:47 PM
El Snacktator said...: El keeps his flavor bits safely tucked away.; July 31, 2011 at 3:49 PM
fish said...: Do not inspire S McG to fresh atrocities.

I think fresh is a bit of a stretch, don't you?; July 31, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Dr.KennethNoisewater said...: "Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

So wrong. So funny. I'm still recovering from "cherry danish."

Ah. Flavor bits. Some of them not artificially-flavored. And they're just so goddamn appetizing-looking too.; July 31, 2011 at 6:08 PM

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