Thursday, July 7, 2011

Crime Watch

News:
VANCOUVER — A B.C. Supreme Court jury has found a Vancouver acupuncturist guilty of sexually assaulting four of his female patients.
This is sad because those four women could really have gotten something outta that acupuncture.

5 comments:

mikey said...

I'm guessing that me probably poked them?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So you've finally stooped to needling the acupuncture community?

I might have known!
~

Smut Clyde said...

Evidently acupuncture does not produce the state of amnesiac stupefaction that the acupuncturist had hoped for.

One can only hope that the homeopathic date-rape pills end equally badly.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

You'll just feel a little prick.

mikey said...

To be fair, this doesn't seem to be a Rule 34 Invocation.

But setting that aside for a moment, the number of variables around what got poked by what and whom has inarguably increased logarithmicly..