Thursday, July 7, 2011

Crime Watch

VANCOUVER — A B.C. Supreme Court jury has found a Vancouver acupuncturist guilty of sexually assaulting four of his female patients.
This is sad because those four women could really have gotten something outta that acupuncture.


mikey said...

I'm guessing that me probably poked them?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So you've finally stooped to needling the acupuncture community?

I might have known!

Smut Clyde said...

Evidently acupuncture does not produce the state of amnesiac stupefaction that the acupuncturist had hoped for.

One can only hope that the homeopathic date-rape pills end equally badly.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

You'll just feel a little prick.

mikey said...

To be fair, this doesn't seem to be a Rule 34 Invocation.

But setting that aside for a moment, the number of variables around what got poked by what and whom has inarguably increased logarithmicly..