Monday, May 17, 2010

Questions

Robert Davi attempts to out-Gary-Graham Gary Graham:
What the hell is going on in this great country of ours?

First, let me say I am sick and tired of The Left destroying the values this country was built on. And not being held accountable! I see the attacks made daily and most are oblivious. If your child was drowning would you just sit there and sip a mint julep? We are all fiddling as our country is being capsized. Like on the Titanic, the quintet keeps playing as the ship sinks.
Questions in order of appearance:

  1. What exactly is going on that is the problem?
  2. Is it a great country?
  3. Are you sick and tired? You are still typing.
  4. Which values?
  5. What would accountability entail?
  6. What attacks?
  7. Which attacks are comparable to my child drowning?
  8. Got anything else besides mint juleps?
  9. Who is "we"? Anything to do with the "most are oblivious" above?
  10. Is "fiddling" anything like "acting" Mr. Actor Guy?
  11. Do countries capsize?
  12. Did the Titanic capsize or did it sink?
  13. Did the Titanic sing because of The Iceberg of Terrorism or The Iceberg of Immigrants or The Iceberg of Taxes or The Iceberg of Black Presidenting or what?
  14. Is the quintet the "we"? Because there were other people on the Titanic besides those guys. If I have properly followed the advice of Elmo as stated in his most recent colloquy with Grover, that quintet is not even "most".
  15. Do people want musicians in charge of rescue efforts?
  16. Was playing music to passengers who could die doing nothing?

It turns out that the rest of the article - it is long - is all about how his grandparents were immigrants so he knows from immigrants. A unique story to be sure. Also SPEAK ENGLISH and PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE as free people always do what they're told when they're told by Ruff Tuff Creampuffs.

Good luck to Mr. Davi in his pursuit of the old-timey America in which everyone arrived with the proper paperwork speaking mellifluous Yankee talk.

10 comments:

NutellaonToast said...

"First, let me say I am sick and tired of The Left destroying the values this country was built on"

Like they did with slavery, the fuckers.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

More crap from BigElectronWaste.
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Snag said...

I have another question. Who the hell is Robert Davi?

Another Kiwi said...

The value about white men who owned property being the only people able to vote?

Another Kiwi said...

How much faster would the Titanic have sunk if the musicians were swarthy and drinking Mint Juleps?

Substance McGravitas said...

Who the hell is Robert Davi?

His bio is a long wankfest. I recommend it. Also he was in The Goonies.

Smut Clyde said...

The Great Gazoogle informs me that it was in fact an octet playing on the Titanic when it went down -- the usual quintet who "played at teatime, after dinner concerts, Sunday service etc.", with another three musos drafted in from the "trio of violin, cello and piano that played in the reception room".

I always had a vague mental image of an entire Wagnerian symphony orchestra. Very disappointing.

M. Bouffant said...

#9. No. It is the attacks that are oblivious.

And, all of my grandparents & 75% of my great-grandparents were born in these United Snakes. So Mr. "Ancestors Came Lately" Davi can just get in line behind me. Yes, way back there.

mikey said...

They're socialist, nay, not just socialists but NATIONAL socialists, and they are destroying America by shredding the constitution and taking our liberty.

Seems pretty oblivious to me...

Rusty Shackleblart said...

I was going to thank you for not having a wide-open asshole in this post, but then I read it.