Friday, May 7, 2010

Insight

Alicia Colon:
Thanks to the Internet and its online encyclopedias and newspaper archives I’ve discovered that many films based on the truth are not even close to it. Even documentaries edited by the likes of a Michael Moore are not to be trusted. All films should be regarded as entertaining fiction unless thoroughly vetted.
You kids wouldn't understand, but before the internet THIS was not fantasy but FACT:

14 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

What about documentaries about works of fiction. Would that be truth about lies?!?!?!/`
head hurts, must read the Corner

J— said...

And then there are the online encyclopedias that debunk the online encyclopedias, and then—this could go on forever!

Smut Clyde said...

From those liberals at PJTV:
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/iron-man-2-a-love-letter-to-ronald-reagan/

tigris said...

Does Darby move back into the fact column if the internuts tell me the wailing of the Ban Sidhe means exactly what the movie said it does?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I’ve discovered that many films based on the truth are not even close to it.

Uh... what the hell does this even mean? The phraseology, it stings.

this could go on forever!

Turtles all the way down!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think Darby Crash and the Little People would be a great movie.

Get Bruckheimer on the phone!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Zombie Punk?

I approve.

M. Bouffant said...

We should all just be glad Disney didn't call it Darby O'Gill & The Hideously Deformed Mutant Dwarves.

Which would've worked great w/ Darby Crash.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I've talked to the vet.

She says Alicia Colon should be put down for humanitarian reasons.

I'm not a professional in this field, so I cannot argue this conclusion.
~

Smut Clyde said...

Darby O'Gill & The Hideously Deformed Mutant Dwarves.

Sodding remakes.

Another Kiwi said...

Golly tigris that John Boot article is a pile of manure bigger than that left by a Diplodocus who found a tree of ripe plums, isn't it?
Still better: In front of Congress, which Tony rightly mocks as his intellectual and moral inferiors

tigris said...

Kiwi can't tell me from Smut, and you know what that means... TWIN STUDIES!

Another Kiwi said...

I can so! I choose not to.Apologies netizens one has not had enough to drink.

Substance McGravitas said...

Kiwi can't tell me from Smut

Rowr.