Saturday, March 21, 2009

Satisfaction



Look, let's be serious: few things give me more satisfaction than slurping on a Chubby. What could make that Chubby better? Tell me that Chubby's an Orange Swish Chubby and my throat is yours forever.

26 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

When you need a good stiff drink, Chubby is the one your tongue craves.

Just pretend I don't know, what's lancer orange, another invataion for dooble entendre?

Righteous Bubba said...

There's an accent mark over the second "e" in orangé so it's probably some kind of foreign thing. I'm going to assume it means "succulent sausage".

tigris said...

Orangé would be a past participle, so I'm going for "oranged lance." Very complementary to blued balls.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Words of Wisdom

Why must you slay me so?
I’m gonna get fired ya know.
I spew out my lunches
In partly-chewed bunches
All cuzza that Sadly, No!

Righteous Bubba
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As published on another blögüé.
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M. Bouffant said...

I'm afraid "lancer orangé" is just French for Orange Swish.

J— said...

March of the Chubbies.

J— said...

It's an islamofascist front! Keep away from the Chubby! Where is Pam Geller when we need her?

Righteous Bubba said...

I'm afraid "lancer orangé" is just French for Orange Swish.

Say it out loud and it's Arabic for "Hide under their beds, then BLAMMO!"

Another Kiwi said...

From islamofacistchubbyland: "An exciting new category in the soft drink industry was created when Chubby was developed to target children."
Um, crikey. They usually try to hide that sort of thing.

Righteous Bubba said...

the plastic screw cap permits the convenience of multiple sips

Dear God! These multiple sips will enfatten our infants, leaving them too rotund to point their M-16s properly!

Mendacious D said...

Wait, I have seen this biligual labeling before.

Have you been in... CANADA?

Righteous Bubba said...

In fact, it was at a gas station outside rainy snowy misty Port Alberni that I acquired my Chubby, and I thanked the provider in the usual manner.

Mendacious D said...

WHAT? You were on the Island and didn't tell me? For shame!

I hope, at least, that Alberni's sulphurous reek had not yet set in for the Spring.

Mendacious D said...

Also, "orangé" would literally, if not liberally translate as "oranged."

Flavour notwithstanding, I'm sure it was everything you were looking for in a chubby.

Righteous Bubba said...

WHAT? You were on the Island and didn't tell me? For shame!

How could I be HIDING IN YOUR BATHROOM RIGHT NOW if I went around broadcasting all my movements? Ruins the surprise.

Oh, oops.

Mendacious D said...

I'm not actually ON the Island. That would be too much of a giveaway.

Righteous Bubba said...

ME NEITHER. HAHAHAHA!

Another Kiwi said...

Port Alberni Motto: Bear Tracks And Lumberjacks and their Chubbies.

Righteous Bubba said...

Port Alberni: Pine From the Fjord.

herr doktor bimler said...

"Pine from the Fjord"? Norwegian Retsina is NO LAUGHING MATTER.

Righteous Bubba said...

Maybe they could start making wine from the pine beetles as well.

tigris said...

Norwegian Retsina is NO LAUGHING MATTER.

Is it a weeping and gnashing of teeth matter? Does it make your teeth feel fir-ry, or is it balsam to the troubled palate?

Righteous Bubba said...

No needling.

herr doktor bimler said...

Norwegian Retsina is served at all the best fusion restaurants. Goes well with the lutefisk lasagne.

Another Kiwi said...

Reverend Swank tells us. Retsina scans will capture your soul for the antichrist. Buff jet fandango altitude.

Righteous Bubba said...

lutefisk lasagne

I might've gone with lutefudge.