Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Roll Play

Praise be to the weird/strange RSS feed for it gives us an advice column you will never encounter again:
Dear Lauren: My husband and I are in our early 40’s and have been married fifteen years. We have jobs, two kids, and just like every other couple these days, have a mound of bills to pay. I consider us a normal, American family. In the last few months, my husband and I have been, “experimenting”, in the bedroom. Instead of just regular sex, we’ve been watching porn, roll playing, and playing some games.
Okay okay, she asks if she's weird, and in the answer:
Who’s to say that Barack and Michelle Obama don’t roll play, that Nora Roberts and her husband don’t watch porn, or that your next door neighbors don’t play wild sex games after they tuck their kids in at night?
Roll play: it's what's for dinner.



herr doktor bimler said...

Surely you have read The Dice Man.
Though someone pointed out in a S,N! thread that those tetrahedral dice don't half hurt when you step on one in the middle of the night, and I imagine that they'd be just as bad when caught up in the sheets and sticking into your buttocks.
Moral: You need more than 4 alternatives.

Another Kiwi said...

I just don't roll that way. Stochastically, like.

herr doktor bimler said...

As for this "role-playing" business, we tried that one night, but it all ended in tears and bitter recriminations because we both wanted to be Estragon and neither wanted to be Vladimir.

tigris said...

Roll playing makes me dizzy.

J— said...

Who's to say George and Laura Bush don't play with a role of quarters after they tuck their kids in at night?

Righteous Bubba said...

You have to situate yourself in the tire just so, and trust your partner not to push you towards the highway.

herr doktor bimler said...

No longer waiting for OH GOD YES.

Righteous Bubba said...

Oh, you're NOT COMING.