Thursday, February 19, 2009

Mike Long, Corrupted By Hollywood

Update: Still No Late Night Obama Humor
by Tim Slagle

In the short span between my last review and today, we’ve seen the President sign a stimulus package so full of pork that Obama’s father would have been forbidden to touch it, along with a
Yeah yeah, Mr. Boring. Who gives a shit?
Posted Feb 19th 2009 at 5:16 am in Media Criticism, Political Humor | Comments (74)
I see. Moving on...
Eat Yer Peas, Drink Yer Milk
by Mike Long

Surely many gay Americans have seen Gus Van Sant’s Milk through tears of joy because it marks a long-hoped-for arrival. For the first time in mainstream entertainment (at least, this is the picture that got all the fanfare), the history of the gay rights movement is presented as an elemental and welcome part of the story of the U.S., and not as a sidebar or novel supplement to the Great Historical Narrative.

Gays deserve equal rights. As a human being, that’s the only position I can possibly hold. However, you can be in complete solidarity with the cause of gay rights and not care much for Milk.
Hey, Reasonable Person! How'd that go?
Posted Feb 19th 2009 at 5:19 am in Reviews | Comments (0)
Huh. Well I can't believe that the normally lively and jumping Big Hollywood would suddenly get an intertube crammed by some kind of technical...oh here we go:
10,000 Violent Women and One Screenwriter, Part V
by Robert J. Avrech

Note: Links to previous chapters are found at the end of this post.

The Screenwriter, alternately known to the inmates as Mr. Hollywood, Mr. Screenplay Writer and Mr. Clueless, sits with Eden, an attractive prisoner who is
So what, you're a perv. Anybody care?
Posted Feb 19th 2009 at 6:25 am in Entertainment | Comments (16)
Well, back to normal I guess.


Another Kiwi said...

From Avrech's comments:
Greatly heartened by your response. Too many deny the existence of evil, hence make excuses, looking for, ahem, root causes, etc. The end result is more violence, more murder, a prairie fire of moral chaos

So, er, a friend wants to know,is there goin' to be a prairie fire of moral chaos around here, or what.

Mendacious D said...

A prairie fire is a drink, isn't it?

Someone from Edmonton taught it to me, and showed me the local version as well, which is much, much more destructive.

This may be what the commenter had in mind.

Another Kiwi said...

Crikey Mendacious D you are right and it is on fire.
½ part Black Sambuca
½ part Green Chartreuse
Top Dash of Tabasco sauce
This is set alight in a shot glass, briefly, before shooting.
According to wikipedia.
I guess one might add one's own moral
½ part overdue library books

Righteous Bubba said...

This is set alight in a shot glass, briefly, before shooting.

Good lord, why don't people drink them?

Another Kiwi said...

RB, I think that you may be misunderstanding the instructions. One drinks and then pulls out ones sidearm and fires it at the roof. It will get more and more hilarious as the evening progresses

Righteous Bubba said...


Rusty Shackleford said...



Righteous Bubba said...

I am not at all sure how to process that, Rusty. I may have to get back into video-editing.