Sunday, February 15, 2009

Dialogue with Children

At fast-food dispensary:

Child: Let's do it backwards.
Me: What?
C: We eat the dessert first.
M: No.
C: But backwards is my favourite opposite!


M: Are you chewing gum?
C: Yeah.
M: Where did you sneak it?
C: A pack in my room. I am a sneaker and my dad is an old tennis shoe.


mikey said...

Randy Johnson is my favorite opposite...


herr doktor bimler said...

At least you're not an Ugg boot.

Righteous Bubba said...

I don't want to contemplate my favourite opposite because her success and beauty will make me cry. I'd hunt her down and destroy her but she's got all the motivation.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Do it backwards? Kid, start with dinner for breakfast and a shot of bourbon. That is the ultimate of doing it backwards.

Righteous Bubba said...

Also a long sigh.