Thursday, April 18, 2013


An Incomplete and Disorderly Catalog of Prince's Dirty Songs:
Objects in the Mirror—wherein Prince is excited that he gets to put a load in your dryer, metaphorically, unfortunately

Sister—wherein Prince suggests that it's not thaaaat weird to bang your sister

One Kiss At A Time—wherein Prince discovers foreplay in 1996

Sexuality—wherein Prince recommends sex as a good thing to try sometime

Peach—wherein Prince spins a tale of a crazy fantasy world in which there is this one super hot girl who doesn't want to fuck a nameless miniature man in women's clothing who writes political statements on his face with eyeliner and shaves his beard into abstract art, WHATEVER, her loss
And so on.

Technology way back when:
To login:

ycht + ver + type + size + name + del1 + cookie

ycht = YCHT
ver = 0010
login = 0001
size = len(name) + len(cookie) + len(del1)
name = username
cookie = cookie
del1 = 0x01

Yahoo will reply to that packet with an acknowledgement. It looks like this:

59 43 : 48 54 00 00 01 00 00 00 YCHT......
00 01 00 00 01 7F 41 73 : 6B 46 6F 72 42 6F 6F 7A ......AskForBooz
65 C0 80 61 68 6F 6C 65 : 2C 61 68 6F 6C 65 73 2C e..ahole,aholes,
61 73 73 68 6F 6C 65 2C : 61 73 73 68 6F 6C 65 73 asshole,assholes
2C 61 73 73 77 69 70 65 : 2C 62 69 61 74 63 68 2C ,asswipe,biatch,
62 69 74 63 68 2C 62 69 : 74 63 68 65 73 2C 62 6C !@$,!@$es,bl
6F 5F 6A 6F 62 2C 62 6C : 6F 77 5F 6A 6F 62 2C 62 o_job,blow_job,b
6C 6F 77 6A 6F 62 2C 63 : 6F 63 6B 73 75 63 6B 65 lowjob,cocksucke
72 2C 63 75 6E 74 2C 63 : 75 6E 74 73 2C 64 69 63 r,!@$,!@$s,dic
6B 68 65 61 64 2C 66 75 : 63 6B 2C 66 75 63 6B 65 khead,!@$,!@$e
64 2C 66 75 63 6B 69 6E : 67 2C 66 75 63 6B 6F 66 d,!@$ing,!@$of
66 2C 66 75 63 6B 73 2C : 68 61 6E 64 6A 6F 62 2C f,!@$s,handjob,
68 61 6E 64 6A 6F 62 73 : 2C 6D 6F 74 68 65 72 66 handjobs,motherf
75 63 6B 65 72 2C 6D 6F : 74 68 65 72 2D 66 75 63 ucker,mother-fuc
6B 65 72 2C 6D 6F 74 68 : 65 72 66 75 63 6B 65 72 ker,mother!@$er
73 2C 6D 75 74 68 61 66 : 75 63 6B 65 72 2C 6D 75 s,mutha!@$er,mu
74 68 61 66 75 63 6B 65 : 72 73 2C 6E 69 67 67 61 tha!@$ers,nigga
2C 6E 69 67 67 61 73 2C : 6E 69 67 67 65 72 2C 6E ,niggas,nigger,n
69 67 67 65 72 73 2C 70 : 65 64 6F 66 69 6C 65 2C iggers,pedofile,
70 65 64 6F 70 68 69 6C : 65 2C 70 68 61 67 2C 70 pedophile,phag,p
68 75 63 2C 70 68 75 63 : 6B 2C 70 68 75 63 6B 65 huc,phuck,phucke
64 2C 70 68 75 63 6B 65 : 72 2C 73 68 61 74 2C 73 d,phucker,shat,s
68 69 74 2C 73 68 69 74 : 73 2C 73 68 69 74 68 65 hit,!@$s,!@$he
61 64 2C 73 68 69 74 74 : 65 72 2C 73 68 69 74 74 ad,!@$ter,!@$t
69 6E 67 C0 80 54 61 6E : 67 6F 62 68 C0 80 20 C0 ing..Tangobh.. .
80 30 C0 80 31 : .0..1
Explanation here.

Abigail Adams writes to her husband John:
Braintree, 31 March, 1776….

I long to hear that you have declared an independency. And, by the way, in the new code of laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make, I desire you would remember the ladies and be more generous and favorable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the husbands. Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could. If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice or representation.

That your sex are naturally tyrannical is a truth so thoroughly established as to admit of no dispute; but such of you as wish to be happy willingly give up the harsh title of master for the more tender and endearing one of friend. Why, then, not put it out of the power of the vicious and the lawless to use us with cruelty and indignity with impunity? Men of sense in all ages abhor those customs which treat us only as the vassals of your sex; regard us then as beings placed by Providence under your protection, and in imitation of the Supreme Being make use of that power only for our happiness.

“Trump University is not a public figure because Donald Trump is famous and controversial,” the court said. “Trump University is a limited public figure because a public debate existed regarding its aggressively advertised educational practices.”

The ex-student, Tarla Makaeff, who paid $34,000 in enrollment fees, sued the school in 2010 on behalf of herself and other students alleging deceptive business practices. The school countersued, alleging defamation.


Trump University, founded as an online school for business professionals, later became the Trump Entrepreneur Initiative.
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee [first name redacted], I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.


"But [first name redacted]!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the Greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.
Some interesting Chrome extensions, plus one more. Rapportive sounds somewhat scary.


Smut Clyde said...

wherein Prince recommends drinking squirrel blood as an aphrodisiac

DOESN'T WORK. I want my money back.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The d.a.w.g. ran away for 6 hours or so yesterday to try this squirrel blood theory.

She didn't catch one, and also wants her money back.

anne said...

must come .. back to take a closer look at this post , a .. reminder to 'er self .. . ,/ and hello, /substance , are you familiar with mary margaret o'hara ?, of something of my mention on bald's, and blackd's last evening , after coming in , i always greet markus ,her brother , with a how is mary when i see him wandering over from his bicyle ,of the overshadowed by his sisters ,at a gathering at roncesvalles and q ew here , the o'hara corner of ,said a dancing lovely bonnet , tub

OBS said...

The space washcloth thing is neato.

Substance McGravitas said...

I remember Ms. O'Hara...I hated Body in Trouble quite a bit, but she did some other stuff that made me think she was more interesting. Her sister's a genius of course...

anne said...

back in , why did you hate it mcg ,of trouble d, body ?i went to see her in my early twenties at massey or winter garden , the gather there was the coolest bunch i've ever been around , of in mus ic , and now i hang out with those fol ks ,mar kus ,her brother ,being one of

Substance McGravitas said...

That album was just intolerable to me. It seemed meaninglessly eccentric and annoying.

anne said...

need to be a girl with a body in trouble to like ,said trip lovely .. . / davidly over blackd' way liked the intro to her ,i showed him the clip of her on nightmusic with sanborn .. .

anne said...

what i've never liked,or got the why of .. is sanborn's big bouff hair ,of night music ,and any guys like that ,/ of why she is awkward in the start of the clip in talking with him , trying to keep the burp laughing at his hair to herself , look at nightmusic clip to see what i mean

anne said...

and .. for anyone looking in ..look at the body's in trouble video

Anonymous said...

You may be a kinky bastard, Sub, but Prince has you beat.. Prince, on the other hand, doesn't know Quartz Composer, nor does he have an anonymous blog.
So, I guess you win.

tigris said...

nor does he have an anonymous blog

How could we be sure?

Substance McGravitas said...

[Whistling innocently]

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No no no, Prince was that Righteous Bubba dude.

berryshortpantz said...

Now it's all coming together for me. . .

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

No no no, Prince was that Righteous Bubba dude.

Last I heard, Righteous Bubba turned his name into a symbol.

Smut Clyde said...

I know that symbol.

anne said...

twice every few months i sle'p for twel ve hours .. ,went down with the over casting , of sun last evening, body not in a swan with drawing hand curled under this time , this time it was more of a lay , the sudden of cold again after a balmy night of cab a ra' and auction at o''ara , .. last was a bronte shiver, so in to some bedding .. ./ second reminder to self , must read more of this post and back , and a few of bald's of back are behind on as well , cont. to ignore smut because he is far to' provoking witht hose ,yes witht hose ..visuals added .. . , tub

anne said...

ag. smut , you are ..mind blowing , of spac' travel' ing , or of a more literal .., and of my (x)drop , of post drop, and pol., ..and of my ways , of what only those around the hood here know the finer detailing on .. how and why ..

Substance McGravitas said...

Clearly I am falling behind on the provocation.

anne said...

back , and the most 'port (of south of )ant l'y , of must get back to reading - universal non stick form'... pen k

anne said...

sub, no're very provocative , in a gentler/(yes we are polite as they say , but that is only because we are wiser knowing .. of affect,effect ,of what we are , ca. , / and of the with daughter ..that i will come back to in the summer with the work that i will be doing at the school across the ave over the summer .. . ,i will be coming back to you on something of .. .

anne said...

said only coming through in waves .. .

ckc (not kc) said...

...regard us then as beings placed by Providence under your protection, and in imitation of the Supreme Being make use of that power only for our happiness

Damn! She was on a roll up until this...