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Reaping
Burt Prelutsky:When, on top of all that you factor in my low opinion of John McCain, one might even wonder why I’m even a Republican. The easy answer is that, as bad as Republican politicians are, they’re better than the Democrats. But the biggest difference is between the two sets of voters. By and large, Republican voters are more patriotic, more mature, more logical and far more honorable.
And it shows! Look:
I think a reasonable person might ask one or two reasonable questions of President Obama. One: Who does he have in mind to run this paramilitary organization now that Hermann Goering is no longer available, and, two, what color shirts will they be wearing? Black or brown?
12 comments:
Man that is too fuckin' easy.
Worst case of DTs EVAR.
Clicking on the caterbrows tends to open extra Tinypic windows. Also, Dropso.
No question the voters from the other side of the Styx are mature. Ripe, even.
Some of those these moving hair objects look carnivorous.
Are the Republicans too far gone to be eaten by the little monsters?
Weasel Arse Stew:
Ingredients: Burt Prelutsky, water
Method: Boil the fuck out of it. Discard. Go and have Fish and Chips.
You say your boots ain't black
And your shirt ain't brown?
Get back Jack
You can't get down!
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Clicking on the caterbrows tends to open extra Tinypic windows.
Remedy applied.
Hmmm. Not sure.
The mustaches, and to a lesser extent the eyebrows work pretty good with Studly McBlackdood, but they don't seem to resonate with Burt.
I'd think a few Spectacle options would be good, along with replacement beards and some kind of bib or apron to catch the drool and bits of yesterday's liverwurst sammich might be more fitting.
And one of those little oxygen bottles, with the option of filling it with other substances, such as "mayonaise" or "farts".
I'm gonna put ten bucks on the prefectu...
what color shirts will they be wearing? Black or brown?
No, neither. The shirts will be green, of course.
Mikey's correct: Burt should have his own little drag'n'drop kit. Gotta figure that one out.
Also one that has been itching at me: now that Hermann Goering is no longer available
Also those bobby soxers next door should TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN!
Sometimes the "Worse than Hitler" speculative shouting drowns out more mundane stupidity. For example, in the first paragraph:
For still another, in a futile attempt to garner Hispanic votes, they did next to nothing to close the border, and Bush shamelessly pandered to Vicente Fox.
During Bush's first year in office, which corresponded with Fox's first year in office, it looked like they were going to be Best Cowboy Buddies. Bush talked a lot about how close the U.S. and Mexico were going to be during his administration. But then the post-9/11 Let's Go Iraq fever swept through the White House, and when Bush turned to Fox for support, Fox said no fucking would Mexico support the invasion. After that, Bush wasn't cowboy buddies with Fox anymore and he pretty much forgot about Mexico (let alone the rest of the region). But I guess pushing for immigration reform and holding a few talks with the Mexican government about it were way too much for the Burt to bear. If only Bush had followed the glowing example of Ronald Reagan, who refused to pander to Mexican President Miguel de la Madrid when he signed the immigration reform bill of 1986.
Indeed the material outstrips my energy.
RB, I'm starting to wonder whether you and Brot Pluskarsky are the same person after all.
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