Saturday, January 24, 2009

Cancer Pooh

That I have wanted to take a picture of this mall vending-machine item for about a year and a half and haven't despite having a camera with me nearly all the time says something. Though not as much as Cancer Pooh.


herr doktor bimler said...

I am not sure which is more disturbing -- Cancer Pooh, or 69-Pooh.

Righteous Bubba said...

That's just a bonerus.

herr doktor bimler said...

I no longer care about the way that Disneyfication has ravaged and debauched A.A.Milne's intellectual heritage. I was always more into Eeyore than Pooh.
Let me rephrase that.

Another Kiwi said...

There more it snows (tiddley pom)
The more it goes (tiddley pom)
on metastasising.
Will NOT get a show on the Disney Channel, I'm telling you now.

Righteous Bubba said...

I was always more into Eeyore than Pooh.

Yes, the leprous tail is sexier than cancer any day.

zadig said...

"So it does!" said Pooh. "It goes in!"
"So it does!" said Piglet. "And it comes out!"
"Doesn't it?" said Eeyore. "It goes in and out like anything."

From In Which Eeyore Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents, and you can guess what those presents were.

Righteous Bubba said...

Two big boxes of cancer?

tigris said...

Is cancer pooh the result of colonic oncogenes?

Righteous Bubba said...

Could be. Along those lines, note a niche yet to be filled by the internet: Cancer Puss. I envision a balding kitty with an IV and droopy eyes...who is nevertheless really cute!