Rather than mock this poor man for his size, let us celebrate it by aligning him with the most noble fighting tradition of the mystical and inscrutable East.
Monday, May 14, 2007
The Great Sandwich Battle Solved
Sages have sung about the dangers of having too much time on my hands - yes that was about me so go find your own goddamned masterwork - but in this case I do not wonder that I'm not crazy.
Rather than mock this poor man for his size, let us celebrate it by aligning him with the most noble fighting tradition of the mystical and inscrutable East.
Rather than mock this poor man for his size, let us celebrate it by aligning him with the most noble fighting tradition of the mystical and inscrutable East.
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Why insult the sport? I know that merkins or canadians or whatever it is you are have no understanding of history, but the sport of sumo goes back centuries to the Mongols who ruled the world while your pasty race was still wallowing in its own stone age sewage.
I know, you're all like, 'Heh heh, look a fat guy in a diaper, nothing like the cool merkin homoerotic sports of pigskin football and professional rassling, I'm so much cooler, burp, oh look Nascar".
Sumo wrestlers dedicate their life to the sport, check out the shoulders on that dude. If it doesn't drive you too crazy with desire, check out his buttox muscles. He spends hours working them.
Photoshopping some halfassed nitwit blogger wannabees face onto his body is an insult.
Better to use a pix like this.
I know, you're all like "Heh heh, look a fat guy in a diaper"
I'm all like, "heh heh, look another fat not-fighting-in-Iraq repuglican in a leather diaper..."
I'm all like, 'Heh heh, that's not some halfassed nitwit blogger wannabee...that's some halfassed nitwit WARblogger wannabee."
See, totally different.
Akebono said...
OMG some Hawaiian thinks they're Japanese. 2 FUNNY!!!
OMG some Hawaiian thinks they're Japanese. 2 FUNNY!!!
Not that bright are you? Never said i was Japanese, like Takamiyama, Konishiki, and Musashimaru I'm from the master race, Samoan.
Not that bright are you?
No, no I am not. Indeed, there is nothing funny about a sport that involves fat-guy thong-grabbing as a major element.
Dumbass, you should be grateful that anyone looks at this dogfood blog.
I am! Thank you and keep reading!
Laughed out loud the second I saw it. What is it with people who just can't laugh?
I shit bigger piles than this mess.
Now that I believe.
Don't mind Akebono. He's kissing the asses of the guys who wouldn't make Konishiki yokozuna.
What is it with people who just can't laugh?
Most people who can't laugh are either born without the humour gene or they are just humourless a-holes. I suppose there could be other reasons, fer instance, whats with you?
I shit bigger piles than this mess.
Now that I believe.
Want a taste? You like it steaming fresh and warm, or chilled overnight in the backyard?
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