Clean, alas, as you don't want the boss looking over your shoulder while you're describing some anal atrocity. Anyway.
There once was a blogger called Ann
Who got clunked in the head with a pan.
It rattled her brain,
But she got up again,
And she's still the same blogger called Ann.
When firing Attorneys US
It's best to avoid a big mess
And just fire them all
So when newspapers call
You say "We treated them equally, yes."
A comedy blogger called Gavin
Displayed all the fun he was havin'
At the blog Sadly, No!
But the server won't go
So fewer and fewer are laffin'.