Limerick Time

There once was a robot called Glenn
Who beeped booped clicked whirred spun and then
Pooped out silicon chips
Raised them up to his lips
Then he ate them and did it again.

Y'ever notice how boring professional development seminars are? More from right next to the geometrical doodle:

There once was a girl called Michelle
Who emitted a terrible smell
She'd shit here and there
And piss most everywhere
And bitch that the place went to hell.