So on to our immortality formula, assembled from scratch over the course of most of an afternoon with the care for precision and sterility one can ALWAYS expect from Substance Labs™ and not from the competition whose toilet-paper dispensers produce only ONE SHEET AT A TIME, a problem for those with normal fibre intake.
Once completed, or near enough for a first go, a test subject was required, and fortunately the neighbourhood is well-supplied with little girls who have some free time on the way to grandma's house. One tasty experimental potion later and voila!
Preliminary results indicate an enormous increase in durability and stamina at the expense of speed, intellectual ability, and reduction of desire for anything other than human flesh.
So we are well on the way to success!
7 comments:
approve.
Grandma, what big eyes you have. The better to eat!
Wait, that's my line! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The Zombie Walk seems to come earlier each year.
Little Red Riding Zombie?
And a quick check of the Great Gazoogle shows...existence.
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I assume the Charlotte's Web DVD is the secret ingredient.
You mean this isn't Don't Look Now cosplay?
"recent articles in magazines found at supermarkets suggest"
Stealing this, kthxbai.
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