Now, the problem is this:
None of those, as attractive as they are, is a picture of TIM KALEMKARIAN. So what is the TIM KALEMKARIAN fan to do?
I know! Let's
If you submit/point me to a screenshot we can have a TIM KALEMKARIAN face CONTEST.
UPDATE!
Via fish, the true face of TIM KALEMKARIAN?
Or is AK's artful Mr. Potatohead-style foot placement more true-to-form?
Vacuumslayer works blue:
I might as well do one:
A profile of Smut:
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No, the other posts aren't gone, having a whole bunch of image tags seems to push them into the "Older Posts" category.
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Here he is!
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N_B is Tim Kalemkarian?
I thought that TK would be the other end of the horse.
ReplyDeleteIs that polar bear doing the "long face" joke. What kidders they are!
Disappointingly, the Bing image search for TIM KALEMKARIAN is much less Sub-centric (even as the Google image search becomes more so). But it does offer a helpful list of
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OK, knock it off!! I'm busy enough as is, w/ the breathing & the resting & ...
ReplyDeleteOblig. to remind all that TK's home, Moorpark, is "Kraproom" backwards.
Also, as TK (not to be confused, we hope, w/ Tonio K.) is of the Armenian persuasion, a less mobile uni-brow is needed. (We kid because we hate.)
It's the hipster soulpatch that makes it a win.
ReplyDeleteAK's has cute fuzzy feet!
ReplyDeleteTIM KALEMKARIAN IS A DICKNOSE!
ReplyDeleteOooh, I highly recommend Image Zoom for Firefox. You can resize the things you're dragging.
ReplyDeleteI can't help but notice that TIM KALEMKARIAN has ears exactly like Katherine Lopez. Omg, are they related?
ReplyDeleteI like the stripey shirt. And for Bouffant, it looks like he might be carrying a straw hat.
ReplyDeleteI actually think the Buzz Lightyear endorsement could guarantee him the coveted 5 to 8 year old demographic.
ReplyDeleteSilly VS, 5-8-year-olds are a lock for the Libertarian Party.
ReplyDeleteI actually LOLed.
ReplyDeleteI had one like VS's but the nasal drip spoiled the effect.
ReplyDeleteGee, the leech eyes go really well with the third mouth. I may have to make some new creature.
ReplyDeleteGoogle's spiders have found the TIM KALEMKARIAN drag-and-drop images. I'm hoping the alt and title tags on the completed images have the proper effect.
ReplyDeletePutting the fur ears behind the eyes was really creative. You made like some kind of Dr. Mureau type creature.
ReplyDeleteThey ALL look remarkably confused. None of them look bored.
ReplyDeletespiders have found the TIM KALEMKARIAN drag-and-drop images
ReplyDeleteI have that problem all the time. Effing spiders.
Perhaps creating a cipher Republican candidate would be more effective than rat-fucking during the primaries. A really believable candidate would just have to be more unbelievable than Santorum, Paul, Perry, and Romney.
ReplyDeletewiley is un-justifiably assuming that such hasn't been already done.
ReplyDeleteAs proof, I offer Santorum; Gingrich; Rmoney.
The difficulty is that as people with a grounding in reality, leftists are unable to even conceptualize candidates that are less believable. Wingnuts have no such constraints.
have that problem all the time. Effing spiders.
ReplyDeleteMind Spiders at 3Bulls SOTD.
Those are all very satisfying.
ReplyDeleteCome on, search engines!
Who won, btw? FTR, my vote goes to either you or smut.
ReplyDeleteThe winner is...THE PERSON WHO CHECKS BACK!
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Do I get to keep the sash AND the penis?!
This is all so exciting! The children are our future--WORLD PEACE!
*mic drop*
I have taken way too much pain medication to look at this post
ReplyDeleteI recommend running running running away!
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