Friday, July 31, 2009

Dirty Book Disappoints Conservative Who Reviews It At Length

Mike Baron's finest moment:
La Muse intends to be a serious look at the consequences of absolute power but views the world through a politically-correct lens that sets your teeth on edge. People naturally fear and hate [La Muse]. After one of numerous assassination attempts, La Muse’s Boswell, her sister Libby, writes, “It was another bunch of zealots trying to kill her. Jihadists, anti-abortionists, anti-gay activists (though she’s not gay), intelligent design fanatics, the KKK, Neo-Nazis, you name it, they want her dead.”

Who’s missing from the above laundry list of traditional liberal bugaboos? That’s right. Liberals. No liberal ever wants anyone dead (unless it’s Rush Limbaugh or Clarence Thomas.)
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13 comments:

  1. mikeyJuly 31, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Yeah, man.

    How the hell could they have overlooked all those High Profile attempts on Limbaugh's life by hippies armed with patchouli incense??

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 31, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    better ask Burt.

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  3. Substance McGravitasJuly 31, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    Who’s missing from the laundry list of traditional Mike Baron bugaboos? That’s right. Mike Baron.

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  4. herr doktor bimlerJuly 31, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Who’s missing from the above laundry list
    My socks. Those socks with the traditional NZ motif of rats in various Karma Sutra poses. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SOCKS?!?!?

    You will hear from my lawyers.

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  5. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 31, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Clearly, all those liberals for torture have been white-washed from the picture.

    Typical reverse-racism from the left!
    ~

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  6. Another KiwiJuly 31, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    Wingnut victimhood: when too much whining is never enough.
    "This book doesn't have scary liberals in it. I crapped myself and now I'm rolling around in it"

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  7. Another sock thiefJuly 31, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    We hAve yOUr socks mr hERr DOktor BiMMler. UnamArkeD bilLS, in the Johnsonville NeW World cARPark, capeesh?

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  8. mikeyJuly 31, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    Sounds like it's time for Herr Bimler to insert a capsule of C4 up the filthy ASS of the Sock Napper.

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  9. herr doktor bimlerAugust 1, 2009 at 1:18 AM

    C4? Best coffee supplier in NZ? The socknapper might enjoy it.

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  10. Rusty ShackleblartAugust 1, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    The socks were napped by a lolcat.

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  11. J—August 1, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Have I told here the story of the Venezuelan diplomat and the missing handkerchiefs?

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  12. tigrisAugust 1, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    A lolcatnap? "I got you a sok but I napped on it"

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  13. herr doktor bimlerAugust 2, 2009 at 2:57 AM

    I knitted you a tubesock but I do not think you will want it now.

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