Thursday, July 30, 2009

A Crying Shame

Cheating ballers poke their bums
With needles full of drugs
If only they’d grown up with
Loving mothers full of hugs.
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24 comments:

  1. Another KiwiJuly 30, 2009 at 7:34 PM

    Swimmers wrapped in magic fibres,
    Turn water steam like a dolphin's child
    If only they'd had mums who were kinder,
    they could do the same,in old bin liners.

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  2. Substance McGravitasJuly 30, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    Wrestlers hide a secret shiv
    In tape or in their pants
    If only their dear mothers
    Thought to teach them to square dance.

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 31, 2009 at 4:22 AM

    I used up all my poetry and such as on Senator Vitter.
    ~

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  4. herr doktor bimlerJuly 31, 2009 at 5:27 AM

    When ancient Greek traders
    Sell things to invaders
    That's agora!

    What do you mean, wrong verse form?

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  5. fishJuly 31, 2009 at 5:32 AM

    Poor Papi and Manny
    By fame were seduced
    They cheat by injection
    But man they produced

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  6. mikeyJuly 31, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    When athletes are juicing
    Their play corresponds
    Now they're clean but they're losing
    Stop picking on Bonds!

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  7. herr doktor bimlerJuly 31, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    When an etching of Dante
    Shows clothing that's scanty
    That's a Doré!

    I'll stop now.

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  8. herr doktor bimlerJuly 31, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    When an etching of Dante
    Shows clothing that's scanty
    That's a Doré!

    I'll stop now.

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  9. Substance McGravitasJuly 31, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    Suuuuure you will.

    One who's quick to chastise
    Is a perv in disguise:
    That's a Tory.

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  10. mikeyJuly 31, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    I'll play.

    When the painting in view
    Shows a man cleaved in two
    That's a-gory

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  11. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 31, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    When panting for ewe
    A man is caught blue
    That's a felony.
    ~

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  12. fishJuly 31, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    When climate in change
    Makes one man estranged
    That's Al Goré

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  13. Substance McGravitasJuly 31, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    When a man in a suit
    Bites a collie's patoot
    THAT'S a story.

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  14. mikeyJuly 31, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    When the villian on Buffy
    Is a goddess who's huffy
    That's a-Glory

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  15. Another KiwiJuly 31, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    Mrs Kiwi says:
    When a man from Utah
    has a double wide car
    thats polyamory

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  16. fishJuly 31, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    AK keeps scaring me with threats of Lucy Lawless.

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  17. Substance McGravitasJuly 31, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    When you've tattooed your face
    Down in Xena's old place
    That's Maori.

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  18. Substance McGravitasJuly 31, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    When you've God up the duff
    And you're sleeping in rough
    That's a Mary.

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  19. herr doktor bimlerJuly 31, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    You people are all way off-topic.

    Something something something
    Something something something
    That's allegory.

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  20. mikeyJuly 31, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    One more.

    I chase these damn kids off my lawn
    Shouting curses til they're gone
    I a-Hoary

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  21. mikeyJuly 31, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    I'm.

    I'M a-Hoary.

    It means grizzled and old.

    Um, doesn't it?

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  22. Substance McGravitasJuly 31, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    If you don't poop or pee
    And you're lovely to see
    You're a houri.

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  23. Another KiwiJuly 31, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    When you're fish from the south
    with an extendable mouth
    You're John Dory

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  24. fishJuly 31, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    If you can't get enough
    when you're both in the buff
    you so horny.


    pinchr is how I got into this

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